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where have all the fit and interesting available men gone?Part 3...

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aseriouslyblondemoment · 19/02/2009 17:46

Elm thought you'd like that

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ridingjoker · 20/02/2009 19:37

oh how exciting?what are you expecting it to look like?bachelor pad?

aseriouslyblondemoment · 20/02/2009 19:41

god im such a pen name
didnt realise it was you lol.
doh! asbm!
i take it the inlaws=a big fat no no
and obviously news from CM then!

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lou33 · 20/02/2009 19:44

no its a house, when his father is over here he stays with him

aseriouslyblondemoment · 20/02/2009 19:44

hey N1 have some jobs need doing round mine if you're willing
will promise to cook you a lovely dinner by means of a thank-you

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ridingjoker · 20/02/2009 19:49

i dont mind them going to in laws. at least the gp's can look after them. they are more likely to over-feed than under-feed the kids. and they will spend a week getting spoiled rotten.they will come back with toys/ clothes and food(loads of pasta and jars of olives. yum yum)

its just if he can get someone to go in plane with them

aseriouslyblondemoment · 20/02/2009 19:55

can't he fly down with them?
he is their dad apparently or is that beyond the confines of his fatherly duties

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N1 · 20/02/2009 19:56

I am willing to help fix odd things around the house (inside and out). Perhaps being slightly more detailed about what you want done would put me in a position to say if I can help you.

The cooking (not rabbit cooking variety) reward would be most welcome, however people who eat to much tend to want to fall asleep after eating - keep that in mind. I tend to live on toast and butter, so it's easy to treat me, put jam or marmalade on the toast and we can be best friends.

For the record. I don't do topless work. I am allergic to that, it makes me shiver uncontrollably and if symptoms advance, I chatter.

aseriouslyblondemoment · 20/02/2009 19:56

lol hark at me
anyone would think im cynical or something

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aseriouslyblondemoment · 20/02/2009 19:59

well ive got a few things that need looking at actually...
and topless work might distract me lol

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N1 · 20/02/2009 20:00

or something....

ridingjoker · 20/02/2009 20:00

4 hr flight. 1 toddler in seat. 1 on knee. if you need a wee your snookered if either is sleeping. plus the incoming flight is late at night/early morning....it always ends up with both sleeping.so needs a 2nd person to carry 2nd sleeping child off plane

N1 · 20/02/2009 20:02

By aseriouslyblondemoment on Fri 20-Feb-09 19:59:14
well ive got a few things that need looking at actually...

Make a list and when you get my email, you can send me the list.

I am not allergic to cats...which is a good thing.

N1 · 20/02/2009 20:02

actually, I love cats!!

SalmonFromTheLiffey · 20/02/2009 20:06

but not women.

HOLLY23 · 20/02/2009 20:09

IntheMist - Ive sent an email with both my pic and another one with fitman's. Nice to put faces to names so feel free to send me yours.
RJ and N1, I'm not subscribed to CAT, but you can email me at [email protected] - is that ok?
and really as above pls send pics back if you can.

ridingjoker · 20/02/2009 20:10

i dont like cats. they walk on the bunkers and want to rub themselves all over your clothes and shed their hair

aseriouslyblondemoment · 20/02/2009 20:14

isn't it a bit early to be flirting with me N1...thought we saved that til the wee small hours..when we're all alone

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ridingjoker · 20/02/2009 20:15

emailed you holly

aseriouslyblondemoment · 20/02/2009 20:16

Holly there you go rubbing it in
OK EVERYONE IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW YET HOLLY HAS HERSELF A RATHER HOT FELLA

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HOLLY23 · 20/02/2009 20:16

Oh its the weekend - no getting up at 5.30am tomorrow, I can lie in until at least 9am yay! well I'm out in Brummie land tomorrow night, it should be an experience, can't remember the last time I went clubbing! won't be making a habit of it thats for sure

aseriouslyblondemoment · 20/02/2009 20:17

was that LOUD enough and CLEAR enough Holly

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ridingjoker · 20/02/2009 20:17

oh lord i wouldn't last long enough for club these days. pub closing time and i'm falling asleep on the spot

HOLLY23 · 20/02/2009 20:17

You should see the pic of Lou's fella, you'll be salivating!

aseriouslyblondemoment · 20/02/2009 20:18

yeah might bump into Enrique or Blackberry lol.

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aseriouslyblondemoment · 20/02/2009 20:21

ooh dont get me going girl
Blackberry says he'll be mailing me some pics later
lets hope he hasn't that bottle of oil in his hand

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