sorry but plenty of fish should be renamed as

[pirategirl]

plenty of bald men aged about 38-45 who have shaved their heads to distract from receding hairlines, and all look suspiciously like the same man.

gawd

the other one is nicer

indeed, and i now have his number , hehe

wonder if he is free for lunch tomorrow?

I bet he is...

of course i am saving myself for my holiday

just off to the gym....not mr chocluvs judging by his photos..think that is elite where they do the weight training..it's where dp goes now since he can't go to mine

no he isnt he has family turning up but he has asked me out for next sat instead

keep out of the gents changing rooms!

hiya, just wanted to say that i have been chatting to 2 gorg men!!! yippeeeeeeee!

one is really local, and not initially my 'type', altho i do fancy his face and contacted hi m first.

the other is totally my type, lives miles away, is far too young but is so hot, imo, that its just great to be keeping him amused .

there you go pirategirl...getting in the swing of it lol

it's worth joining pof just so we can participate in this thread, which has made me guffaw sometimes

sure has

and all that practice at flirting and talking.......

oh yes

i found myself doing it today when i was out, and then started thinking of you and your shopping expedition

i have someone called TheLazyMrFox chatting to me atm

its helping me recover from the trauma of school uniform/shoe shopping , and the paying of 250 quids worth of bills this morning

sadly i need some to talk to..well I don't actually as i should be getting organised for my hols..spent the whole morning gymming and swimming

just realised that I am going to spend next week trying to socialise in a swimsuit I'd be much better if i was on my laptop

maybe you should pass some of your rejects on to me

can this guy not spell or is it a unique kind of text speak

think its a mix of both

dont go after the gardener he's a dick i have decided

I said I didn't fancy him lol

if you send an email and they reply but thats it do you just leave it

i do

so because i have cast off the gardener, it now means i have no plans all weekend , sigh

i said no to going out tonihgt because i had no cash, and didnt want to be too tired for tomorrow when i was supposed to be going out with him

my 10 yr old has a party this evening tho, maybe i could tag along to that...

I have plans!

??!!!!!

just going to egypt ...not men plans

ooh

didnt realise it was that soon!

bet you get hooked up in egypt

just as i say i have no plans i have been asked out

yes it was last minute because of the lack of women..so half price..like those ladies nights in clubs where you get in free

so off first thing on sunday

think it might be a bit embarrassing as i will be the one who no one wwants to be partnered with..like the short straw...I mean for the diving etc not romantically partnered

who by?