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pirategirl · 04/09/2007 23:23

plenty of bald men aged about 38-45 who have shaved their heads to distract from receding hairlines, and all look suspiciously like the same man.

gawd

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lou33 · 07/09/2007 15:12

nonsense

embarrassingly i cant remember his screen name, as we have talked for quite a long time on msn

i just had to ask him for his profile lol

zippitippitoes · 07/09/2007 15:16

got to go and do some more shopping...god i shall be working all hours in a bar when i get back

lou33 · 07/09/2007 15:18

this guy asked me out for tonight

he asked me out earlier int he week as well but i was busy

zippitippitoes · 07/09/2007 15:25

he looks cute..wants kids though, but i guess not tonight!

Earlybird · 07/09/2007 15:43

I am continuing to live vicariously through all of you.

I've checked out the site for the area where I've just moved in America. I'm serious (and not exaggerating) when I say that, in the photos, 90% of the men are wearing hats (baseball or cowboy) and are posing next to a big motorcycle/car/truck. Hmmmmm.....is that my scene?

So far, I've not seen anyone that would push me out of lurking status.

zippitippitoes · 07/09/2007 18:06

even zippi draws the line at this extreme cradle snatching

lou33 · 07/09/2007 18:07

i'm not going out with him tonight after all

I AM MEETING GIRLY!!!!!!!

lou33 · 07/09/2007 18:07

god zippi he hadded me as a fave but he hasnt been in touch lol

zippitippitoes · 07/09/2007 18:09

oh do one for me then both of you

zippitippitoes · 07/09/2007 18:35

lou i suppose you are getting ready nopw

if not answer this

I send a message saying hi and nothing else as was feeling lazy

he sends a message back saying hello

............do I answer it what with...or not

lou33 · 07/09/2007 19:18

yes answer it

zippitippitoes · 07/09/2007 19:20

ok I'm chatting to someone else now..seems to want to meet me..

zippitippitoes · 07/09/2007 19:26

he is ima6rua9

lou33 · 07/09/2007 19:27

he seems nice

zippitippitoes · 07/09/2007 19:29

we are going to chat tomorrow

I didn't tell him I was going away on Sunday

he does look quite nice

fingers crossed

are you going somewhere nice?

weebleswobble · 07/09/2007 19:31

Could I just jump in and warn you ladies that if you happen across Paul who stock car races in his spare time. He had a terrible accident that nearly ripped his foot off, is 5 stone heavier than his picture, wears trousers that had an argument with his shoes and won't look at you when he talks. You have been duly warned!

zippitippitoes · 07/09/2007 19:32

lol

you didn't have a second date then

lou33 · 07/09/2007 19:32

to my nearest town which has a couple of late night bars, one with a small dancefloor

we are going to moan about men

btw gardener tried to speak to me on msn but i let rip and told him to call 0800 rentafuck instead

lou33 · 07/09/2007 19:33

lol weebles, he sounds hot

zippitippitoes · 07/09/2007 19:34

well you have the other one to look forward to..I am off to tescos to get my dinner for one

weebleswobble · 07/09/2007 19:34

I endured 2 hours then ran out of the pub, he ran after me, I locked the car doors and narrowly avoided running him over in my escape attempt. You have been warned

lou33 · 07/09/2007 19:37

i sure do

reminds me of a bloke i met who was heavier than his pics, and he spent the entire time telling me how important chelsea fc was to him, it was more important than life , blah blah blah

he even got his membership card out to show me

that lasted almost an hour and a half

weebleswobble · 07/09/2007 19:41

Lou, at he same time I was having this date, a girlfriend was on her first date with Alan who was an ex rugby player who said he weighed 18 stone. We were talking in the toilets of our respective pubs and she reckoned 17 of the 18 stone was around his neck. We cried tears of laughter in the loos. When I went back to my date, I had to blame the red eyes on hayfever

lou33 · 07/09/2007 19:44

hahahah i can totally picture it

it's something i would do

weebleswobble · 07/09/2007 19:45

I've had too much red wine to read through all this thread. Who's meeting who?