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pirategirl · 04/09/2007 23:23

plenty of bald men aged about 38-45 who have shaved their heads to distract from receding hairlines, and all look suspiciously like the same man.

gawd

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Girly · 06/09/2007 21:01

lol zippi! Thanks! Dont know what you look like but am sure your lovely too. get lou to help you with your profile, she is good at playing the cool game!

zippitippitoes · 06/09/2007 21:06

whoops that could have been misinterpreted..

lou33 · 06/09/2007 21:10

i disabled the im thing as it was doing my head in, so i only chat on msn, but not many get my address tho, so mainly i stick to the online email thingy

Girly · 06/09/2007 21:32

lol zippi, i think i got the right message.

pirategirl · 06/09/2007 22:03

OMG i am pissing myself, you know i 'm in devon well a guy called cornish-tractor-boy just tried to im me.

arghhhhhhhhhhhhh tis the west country curse!!!!

it actually says -'come and rev my engine' pmsl

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zippitippitoes · 06/09/2007 22:13

oh pirategirl he is a bit grim..just had a look

devon eh...thought you were london

zippitippitoes · 06/09/2007 22:16

this one is better here you are

pirategirl · 06/09/2007 22:16

nah, thats why they are grim thats my point!!! Lots of empty land within 200 miles of me lol, not many towns=not many men.!!!!

I used to live in London, but me and ex dh moved here to start nice life.

I'm stranded !!!!!!!!!

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pirategirl · 06/09/2007 22:19

weird ears lol

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pirategirl · 06/09/2007 22:20

i'm now working as bristol as my base. see what we can see !!!

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zippitippitoes · 06/09/2007 22:21

last one for now

zippitippitoes · 06/09/2007 22:23

oh no i just looked at his other pics

the london ones always seem to be the best

pirategirl · 06/09/2007 22:28

yes the darth vadar one is of concern, but thak you for trying hun!

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lou33 · 06/09/2007 22:35

has anyone heard the new song by scouting for girls, she's so lovely?

goes on about older women being sexy

lou33 · 07/09/2007 08:47

ooh ooh i got the phone number of daveisere sent to me this morning!

zippitippitoes · 07/09/2007 08:52

I'm starting to get them all muddled up!

I wnet shopping yesterday and found myself eyeing up men...I've spent so much time clicking on them..I shall launcing up to them in the street next minus davina

I bought my clothes..and discovered i am Miss selfridge size twelve....fall back in amazement.. I have white linen trousers and stuff from the sale

no interest in poor me though..just have to enjoy your conquests

zippitippitoes · 07/09/2007 08:53

slight correction...no interest from anyone I'm interested in

lou33 · 07/09/2007 08:54

haha zippi, i might have to sneakily follow you around to see you in action!

zippitippitoes · 07/09/2007 09:00

just for a laughI mailed this guy and then thought how embarrassing if i saw him in the gym

chocluv

my headline has something about chocolate in too

lou33 · 07/09/2007 09:02

hahah well done you!

is your passport ready in case he whips you off to ny?

zippitippitoes · 07/09/2007 09:04

do i have to say it lou

he can whip me off anywhere lol

I am deteriorating fast aren't I?

lou33 · 07/09/2007 09:14

careful you will turn into me!

i just gave the gardener his marching orders, lol

zippitippitoes · 07/09/2007 09:16

oh yes why did he give you a reason to or just a decision? or mail me why

lou33 · 07/09/2007 09:17

he hasnt done either, i just told him to do one

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