I'm just going to have a good bitch once again about the Nobserver

[moondog]

Apparently there is an article in the magazine about Tony Parsons' sex life.

It's put me off my dinner.
I can't even bring myself to open it.

Worse even thah Jay rayner's staggeringly self indulgnet witterings about 'my life in food' last week.

God,where did it all go so wrong?

Hysterical Hass.
Also loved two page in depth expose on

HOW FIRST TIME BUYERS DREAMS ARE SHATTERED

NQC, you find it unsurprising that the Barefoot Twatter found someone willing to shag him??

Are you deranged?

I found it unsurprising that he had to resort to fucking people he was 'treating'.

(And then he claimed it was all consensual, and there were no issues about him treating them etc etc. )

Nope. Still can't get it into my head that he was able to persuade anybody to sleep with him.

Nobody could have that many issues.

I wish I had as positive a view of people as you do, AS!

Only read the OP.

WHY DID I READ TAHT!?

The thought of Tony Parsons having sex should be marketed as an emetic.

Agree on both points, gone off Jay Rayner after reading that last week, and Tony Parsons..................... oh yuck to all his boring self obsessed boringness oh dull neurotic dreariness

Am I being really harsh? Prolly.

I met him some years ago for some training-thing and he was one of the most obnoxious, self-important, slithery men I've ever met.

He made my shudders shudder.

I wrtoe to them last week telling them how shit Jay Rayner thing was.

God I hate his fussy pube like beard.

There is something worse than thinking about Tony Parsons having sex, and that's thinking about Tony Parsons having sex with Julie Burchill (they were once married, I think, or at least together, back in their angry NME days).

God, and don't we have that fact rammed down our throats at regular intervals???

Don't read the rest of the thread, there's more conversation about other disgusting people having sex.

No way, Hassled. Edwina Currie banging John Major.

Now there's something to kick start your fast!

moondog you should forward this thread to them.

I wish I could be bothered to slag off that Polly (the cocktail drinking one), she really annoys me in so many ways....

I have to confess to finding old Jay strangely attractive in an ugly man sort of way though - he was on the Weakest Link that I was forced to watch with offspring while waiting for Dr WHo to start last night.

I will.
I died the last one.

Lord knows, they should listen.
MN seems to be the testing ground for any opinio/developmnet these days.

Too late.

Now the barefoot doctor is having sex with Tony Parsons in my head.

Oh, yes, Polly is tiresome and pointless.

Surely the barefoot doctor and Tony Parsons deserve each other?

He'd have anyone that Barefooter.

Am I the only person in the world that slightly fancies Tony Parsons then?

Kathryn Flett's column was about vibrators a while back - with just a brief line about what exactly the resulting orgasm was like.

I just haven't been able to read anything she's written since then - it was way more than I ever needed to know.

Ew, Barefoot though. He mings. Him and his rub your temples anticlockwise under the moonlight and spray on some elderflower essence (handmade by factory workers coining it in for my own expensive karma man)

Oh Hassled, that doesn't sound good

monkeybird NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

lol lol

Unquietdad (I think) had some hilarious Knobserver observations/

Q: Dear barefoot, i was run over by a bus and have broken my pelvis in three places. Have you any suggestions to aid healing.

A: Heeeeey man,go with the flow you know...
In the meantime, a pumpkin poultice applied ti anal sphincet and a beetroot spritzer every night will cleanse the liver and fuse the bones.