Messages to Sir Paul McCartney

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Dear Paul.
I am really sorry to hear that the thing you married is divorcing you and trying to screw you for some of your money. I don't think that she should be able to do this. I actually like you and I think that you are a nice person and an excellent singer/songwriter. I wouldn't give her a penny as all of the lies she has said about you must have been really upsetting. At least she's representing herself, her lawyer has a fool for a client.
I wish you well, you've had a lucky escape and now you can move on with your life.
Best wishes.

Hello my dear. I'd be delighted to discuss your support for my case back at my castle.

Oh come on, someone laugh!

He's allegedly 'not much fun', and she's a moneygrabbing loon.

What's not to take the piss out of?

Thought you'd just do a 'Thumbs aloft' post, Sir Paul.

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Comme ça, Tink?

Dear Paul. John was the talented one. Bye!

What have you done to your hair?

Very good.

What has he done to his face?

(And that black scarf thing doesn't hide the jowls you know, Paul)

The court artist thing yesterday was very funny

Woooooooooo

I saw you eating that pork chop

pass us a sausage roll man

bom bom bom ayee aye

ROFL

PMSL@yurt. That was an all time low for Sir Paul.

Ohh, shame on you. The poor bloke's being fleeced by a keniving cow. It's irrelevant if he's not much fun, she's given women a bad name. We are not all money grabbing bitches. So, where is your castle paul?

He's a dickhead. No sympathy, sorry.

Oh yurt, I've just got that

PMSL

I may have a mouth like a cat's arsehole.
And hair that they reference in dramas with 'your character has hair like Sir Paul's, you know, badly-dyed, orangey-red, but he doesn't know it, and that is what makes him so desperately sad'.

Nevertheless I feel I contributed something with that frog song thing.

what is keniving?

how does one do it?

Does it involve a knife?

'we all stand together..' should be the motto for MN.

LOL

(The one with Michael Jackson was dreadful, too.)

Quattro, it is the art of conniving

I for one do not look like this

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Dear Paul
Erm, brother, can you spare a dime?

Yes, Sir Paul - you definitely are the Walrus.