Please tell me that there is a MNetter in Royal Wooton Basset

[MmeLindt]

Please!

I know there is...somewhere out there, I live a couple of miles away and she invited all local MN to her lovely home in W.Bassett for a "Truly Madly Baby" party.

Oh please please let there be one :o. I quite like "laptop-wielding harpies" though.

Oh, well done, Mummyplonk.

Would you like some quorn salad while you wait?

what if i just claimed to be to just shut him up???

According to Mumsnet Towers retweet there were 744 visits from the town.

Toby Young is "what I call" a twat.

Have you got any nice ham to go with it please?

Yes, Hassled. I have put in an order for one of these for every MNetter.

I'm prepared to move to RWB if necessary. I'm sure DH wouldn't mind one little bit. Or any of our friends and family.

plonk! You're giving Toby ammunition! (but at least he'll have to throw it with a mouthful of silicon chips.)

He is a bit of twit isn't he. I particularly like the 'Mumsnet founders with their ideological allies' caption under the photo.

Like a stereotype much, Toby?

We must bump this until we find one. I wanted to place a bad tempered comment but would have had to register on the Telegraph website and I didn't have the stomach for it.

I am keeping the "mid 30s" but reject the idea of buying Green and Blacks.

And shouldn't it be a 4x4, if we are going to resort to stereotypes?

Ahhh. ignorant generalisations, Toby. The stuff that newspaper GOLD is made of!

Love the idea of being a lap top harpie though

Apart from the fact that he is male,he is about as close to his own description of a typical MN'er as is possible!

You can reply to him on Twitter if you like, as he's helpfully posted a link to his own story.

@toadmeister

If you're interested ...

I don't get the relevance (in his article) of Royal Wootton Bassett. Can anyone enlighten me?

he is way out with his generalisations, I hope he chokes on his laptop!

I aspire to be a laptop Harpie Champane swigging scumbag, have only got a pc on desk and bottle of Pinot, not yet tho too early even for me.

Oh no! I'm so worried that I'm on the wrong website now . Let me just run through Toby's checklist:

SAHM - no
Floating voter - no
Laptop-wielding harpy - depends who you ask
University-educated - yes. One to Toby!
Upper-middle-class - no
Mid-30s - early 30s thank you!
Two children - yes. Two to Toby!
Victorian house in North London - no, lots of us live outside London you know Tobe
Weekends in the country - ha, ha, ha
Fiat Multipla - no
Weekly shop delivered by Ocado - no
Fondness for Green and Black?s chocolate - prefer a StarBar myself
Knows someone who knows someone who once went out with Ed Miliband - I very much doubt it
Skinny jeans - with these thighs?

So according to Toby's obviously completely accurate MNer profile I score 2/15. Should I be getting my coat?

I'll let Toby keep his little fantasy of what a MNetter looks like

Pity this one is comprehensive school educated, mid 40's who MNs on a home built PC, so most definitely NOT a laptop wielding harpie

Who also thinks Mr Young is a bit of a twunt.

Wow, he is so spot on it is as if he has been following Tallulah,Felix and I around. And I thought that the strange man was just a tramp looking through our bins for food (silly man, all our food waste is composted and used in our kitchen garden, natch!)

Why does a bunch of women having an opinion threaten 'them' so much? Private Eye referred to us as a 'mumsy' website, which is just as bad, 'they' really don't like it, do they?

Nor, me, why RWB? What's his point? Does he have a point? Is there any point to him?

5/15 for me.

He didn't say he looks at the "Forces Sweethearts" though. Just the education forums - and probably a peek around AIBU and active convos.