Please tell me that there is a MNetter in Royal Wooton Basset

[MmeLindt]

Please!

SAHM - yes

Floating voter - No

Laptop-wielding harpy - yes

University-educated - yep, but dropped out

Upper-middle-class - No

Mid-30s - late 30s

Two children - yep

Victorian house in North London - new build outside Ayr

Weekends in the country - No

Fiat Multipla - nope

Weekly shop delivered by Ocado - nope. they don't deliver here

Fondness for Green and Black?s chocolate - yuck

Knows someone who knows someone who once went out with Ed Miliband - No

Skinny jeans - yep

So, still a fail for Toby there.

Stupid fucker.

SAHM - yes
Floating voter - may be now after what has happened
Laptop-wielding harpy - haarpy no, laptop sometimes
University-educated - no
Upper-middle-class - no
Mid-30s - no
Two children - no
Victorian house in North London - rented farmhouse in norfolk
Weekends in the country - yes but I live in the country ALL the time
Fiat Multipla - dont drive
Weekly shop delivered by Ocado - no
Fondness for Green and Black?s chocolate - no- never had it
Knows someone who knows someone who once went out with Ed Miliband - No,
Skinny jeans - I wish

Another fail I think

If I ever needed a reason not to send my child to a free school run by this tosser he's just given it to me on a plate.

SAHM: work from home, cos I've been made redundant recently
Floating voter: absolutely not, not even last time
Laptop wielding: harpy what qualifies you as a 'harpy' as opposed to just using a laptop? 0.5 to Toby
University educated: yes. Why is that a problem?
Mid 30s: early 40s (sob)
Two children: yep, and?
Victorian house in north London: no, but it is a Victorian house in the west Midlands.
Weekends in the country: there's countryside up the road that we go to at weekends - does that count?
Fiat Multipla: don't know what that is
Weekly shop delivered by Ocado: in my dreams
Fondness for Green & Black's chocolate: not really. Can take it or leave it
Know someone who knows someone who once went out with Ed Milliband: no, but I know someone who saw Ed Milliband in the street near her house once if that helps
Skinny jeans: got me there

Doesn't look like your extensive research is bearing up Tobes.

3/15 but don't know what a harpy is?
3.5 as have laptop but not sure I am wielding!

Harpies feature in one of the Greek myths - but I can't remember which one. Possibly in one of the stories of the 'Seven Trials of Hercules'? Anyhoo, they're menacing female characters who aim to wreak destruction and havoc.

Going to look up exactly who they 'were'.

harpies Definite fear of the feminine going on there, I think. Was Toby educated at an all-boys school?

I've just looked 'harpies' up ... the explanation says,

'In classical mythology, fabulous creatures, possibly wind spirits. In Homer's Odyssey, they were winds that carried people away. Elsewhere, they were sometimes connected with the powers of the underworld.

... These early harpies were in no way disgusting. Later, however, especially in the Argonautic saga (that'll be 'Jason and the Argonauts' to you and me) - they were represented as birds with the faces of women, horribly foul and loathsome. They were sent to punish the Thracian king Phineus for his ill-treatment of his children, but Calais and Zetes, the sons of Boreas, finally delivered him...

Hm, interesting - they were 'horribly foul and loathsome', but I'm on the side of the Harpies if they were sent to punish King Phineus for ill-treating his children!

Yay for the Harpies, I say!

'Hm, interesting - they were 'horribly foul and loathsome', but I'm on the side of the Harpies if they were sent to punish King Phineus for ill-treating his children!'

Let's reclaim the Harpies, then!

Harpynet?

I see that one of Toby's books is called 'How to lose friends and alienate people'. So he obviously makes a living out of this sort of thing.

2/10 here possibly 3 if someoen can clear up what a harpy is as i do have a laptop but i dont know what i weild it as?

sorry just read harpy thing - 2/10 ere

TY is conceivably the most irritating reactionary git currently circulating. Stop him before he kills again.