Please tell me that there is a MNetter in Royal Wooton Basset

[MmeLindt]

Please!

Whoops - damn that c+p - forgot to delete the last line!

But still definitely not a pass for me, even if you tell me I am a harpy.

0.5/15

I am wearing skinny jeans at the moment but I didn't have to wriggle into them .

Bloke's an attention-seeking knob.

Toby eating his laptop as posted on Twitter

Ah, good on you, Toby.

Would you like some ketchup with that?

Organic, of course.

SAHM ? no ? breadwinner. DH is SAHD

Floating voter ? no ? tory (ssssh)

Laptop-wielding harpy - absolutely

University-educated - yes

Upper-middle-class ? no

Mid-30s ? I wish

Two children ? No.

Victorian house in North London ? nopre. Middle of nowhere ooop north

Weekends in the country - hahahahahahha

Fiat Multipla ? no. Kia picanto

Weekly shop delivered by Ocado - please

Fondness for Green and Black?s chocolate ? dislike chocolate. Prefer calories to be consumed through wine

Knows someone who knows someone who once went out with Ed Miliband - no. Although my DM gets an unreasonable level of joy that a distant relative went out with another distant relative of the Queen and mentions it often.

Skinny jeans - erm. No.

So 2/15 [slinks off]

Nobody's looking at you, you silly boy. You're not big or clever.

SAHM - no
Floating voter - no
Laptop-wielding harpy - i have a macbook pro which really isn't a laptop but a beautiful piece of I.T equipment.
University-educated - yes (BEng and a PhD)
Upper-middle-class - no
Mid-30s - early 30s
Two children - yes.
Victorian house in North London - nope 1960's in Sheffield
Weekends in the country - nope
Fiat Multipla - No
Weekly shop delivered by Ocado - yes
Fondness for Green and Black?s chocolate - cadburys for me
Knows someone who knows someone who once went out with Ed Miliband - nope
Skinny jeans - nope.

3/15 for me

Oh bless, do you think he's been on MN all day waiting for us to rise to the bait? I'm sure you aren't really the knob you make yourself out to be!
I'm off to do the school run, on foot not in my multipla, where my three normally named children will be waiting for me.

SAHM - yes
Floating voter - no, one way vote for me (Labour if it helps)
Laptop-wielding harpy - I have a laptop, I could wield it if zombies attacked (that probably makes me a Harpy too)
University-educated - yes
Upper-middle-class - no
Mid-30s - late 30s (about as late as it is possible to get)
Two children - yes
Victorian house in North London - no (Hampshire though, which is probably worse)
Weekends in the country - Already in the country
Fiat Multipla - no
Weekly shop delivered by Ocado - no (but I have though about it)
Fondness for Green and Black?s chocolate - yes
Knows someone who knows someone who once went out with Ed Miliband - no, but do know someone who snogged Jude Law - does that count?
Skinny jeans - I do own a pair

So I think that makes me about 8.5/15 Oh God, that's much worse than everyone else Toby is talking to me isn't he, he HATES ME

Well, Mr Young, you have just sealed my decision that I do not wish to send my child to 'free' schools run by people who use such derogatory language about women. Harpies, yummy mummies, etc. Women are the parents of the pupils you purport to provide for, you know, or is really just those women who think like you do and live their lives like you do, and live with nice tory voting men?

You are rude, dismissive and steeped in the sickly gunk of self interest.

Hope it doesn't choke you, Toby!

I live very close by!

heheh- another thread here too!

SAHM -No. I work f/t
Floating voter - No - lefty - yes.
Laptop-wielding harpy - no more than a blogger and chattering classes columnist is a laptop weilding pontificator
University-educated - yes
Upper-middle-class - no, not at all.
Mid-30s - No - mature. Seen it all.
Two children - No.
Victorian house in North London - No. Very unfashionable abode in the catchement of two excellent state schools in a notorious borough, thank you very much.
Weekends in the country - Not often, but would like to. Would be in a tent.
Fiat Multipla - no
Weekly shop delivered by Ocado - No! Weekly shop delivered by me from back of decrepit hatchback.
Fondness for Green and Black?s chocolate - Not just G&B, I'm nlot that fussy.
Knows someone who knows someone who once went out with Ed Miliband - No, but I've been photographed with Estelle Morris (and looked more glam than her)
Skinny jeans - I work f/t, remember? Not a Jeager cardie, though.

2, 3 if you count living in the country as weekends there. DH says I'm not a harpy though.

I have a friend in Wootton Bassett, but no idea if she MNets.

I think Toby feels a leetle bit threatened myself. Bless.

SAHM - on Maternity but returning p/t
Floating voter - nope
Laptop-wielding harpy - I wield my iPod touch, I only appear Harpy-like to idiots like Toby
University-educated - yes, didn't realise that invalidated my opinion
Upper-middle-class - no
Mid-30s - late 30s sadly
Two children - just one
Victorian house in North London - new build in the Midlands
Weekends in the country - weekend in the supermarket
Fiat Multipla - Nissan Note
Weekly shop delivered by Ocado - no, I actually go to the shop
Fondness for Green and Black?s chocolate - prefer Cadburys
Knows someone who knows someone who once went out with Ed Miliband - I doubt it
Skinny jeans - not a chance!

Think that makes me 1.5/10!

why doesn't his piece specify his own interest in West London Free School? Or are we all supposed to know because he's just so, well, clever & important & a media whore?

and who is Mvl1972? Why didn't he she come back to defend his her only post?

(I mean I know it's mentioned in the introduction, but not as "The West London Free School", & he doesn't mention it in context)

SAHM - No
Floating voter - Yes
Laptop weilding harpie - Yes
University educated - Yes
Upper middle class - Middle Middle
Mid - 30s - Yes
two children - Yes
Victorian house in London - Yes
Weekends in country - No
Fiat Multipla - No
Ocado - Yes
Green and Blacks chocolate - Any chocolate
Skinny jeans - Yes

I was married in St Bartholomew's in Wootton Bassett and DS was christened there. It's a lovely market town near to J16 of the M4.

PILs live there and DH was born and bred there. We want to move back but house prices will probably go through the roof now.

SAHM - p/t WOHM
Floating voter - no
Laptop-wielding harpy - PC here. how does he define harpy? I might be...
University-educated - no
Upper-middle-class - no
Mid-30s - much, much older
Two children - no
Victorian house in North London - mid-terrace in small town in Lancashire
Weekends in the country - I wish
Fiat Multipla - Mazda 5, am I close, is that a ½?
Weekly shop delivered by Ocado - no
Fondness for Green and Black?s chocolate - not fond of chocolate
Knows someone who knows someone who once went out with Ed Miliband - know someone who used to be the agent for a Labour MP, is that another ½?
Skinny jeans - loose elastic

I think a MacBook Pro IS a laptop you know...

We need someone from MNHQ...
What percentage of MNers in the census actually were SAHMs?

Toby is just PO'd because people have the temerity to question whether syphoning public money into his non-fee paying private school is actually the best thing for the children of London.