Please tell me that there is a MNetter in Royal Wooton Basset

[MmeLindt]

Please!

1/10 for me and that's only because I'm university educated (with more degrees than you Toby, by the way)

Only 4/15 for me

I am about 3 miles away- do I count?

Would you like fries with that laptop, Tobes?

tears up checklist

SAHM - No
Floating voter - No, full member of my party
Laptop-wielding harpy - The harpy bit is open to debate but am not on a lap-top
University-educated - yes
Upper-middle-class - I wouldn't say that
Mid-30s - nope
Two children - Nope
Victorian house in North London - Elizabethan (the second) house in Wales
Weekends in the country - Yes, but week days too. It is where I live.
Fiat Multipla - Not even close
Weekly shop delivered by Ocado - Who?
Fondness for Green and Black?s chocolate - I favour all chocolate equally
Knows someone who knows someone who once went out with Ed Miliband - I met Peter Hain once
Skinny jeans - I'm not wearing anything at all Tobe

1.5 ( and I am being generous) out of 15

Getting close here...

I am a lap-top wielding, university-educated, mid-30s, skinny jean wearing, Victorian house in North London owning, Ocado shopping, country weekend going harpie.

But I'm not SAHM, not a floating voter, don't own a car and don't eat G&B (can't abide Craig Sams)

I am guessing that I do have some FOF link to Ed Milliband as I have a few acquaintances in the Grauniad / Lab Party but as it is such a dull claim to fame I couldn't be arsed to find out.

And as I grew up on a council estate - def not upper middle.

What's that then - 8.5/15?

SAHM - No
Floating voter - no
Laptop weilding harpie - desk top pc harpie
University educated - no
Upper middle class - no
Mid - 30s - and some
two children - 3
Victorian house in London - council estate in the modlands
Weekends in country - No
Fiat Multipla - No
Ocado - asda
Green and Blacks chocolate - mars bars
Skinny jeans - Yes
Knows someone who knows someone who once went out with Ed Miliband - no
so 1.5 here

Toby Young specialises in being an Arse, did we not know that already? He makes his whole living out of being an Arse. He's raised it to an art form, truly.

Only 4/15 for me, too.

Just read an article about him where he says he has something called Google Alerts so whenever his name is typed into the internet it lets him know. AIBU to start inserting his name in all sorts of random places, in white writing on a white baakground?

hello hello I live near wootton bassett

(well I moved 2 years ago, don't tell Toby)

but I was there for 7 years

SAHM - no, killer lawyer
Floating voter - incredibly consistent in my refusal to vote for the wankster sitting mp james gray
laptop wielding - no toby we use ipods now
university educated - yes, several
UMC - absolutely
Mid 30s - 41
two kids - all the cool UMCs have four now, didn't you know toby?
victorian house in london -uh no WB
weekends in country - yup live there
multipla - are you insane? xc90 like every UMC country dweller with more than 3 kids
ocado - of course
green & blacks - overrated. Lindt
Skinny jeans - we do live in the same decade you know
Knows someone who knows someone who once went out with ed miliband - no. But am related by marriage to someone who went out with david cameron for years

Fantastic Lost in Wales. We could start typing "Toby Young is an arse" all over the internet.

SAHM - no
Floating voter - no
Laptop-wielding harpy - yes
University-educated - yes
Upper-middle-class - no
Mid-30s - no
Two children - no
Victorian house in North London - no.
Weekends in the country - no
Fiat Multipla - no
Weekly shop delivered by Ocado - no
Fondness for Green and Black?s chocolate - pass me a Wispa
Knows someone who knows someone who once went out with Ed Miliband - no.
Skinny jeans - I don't struggle to get into them

Hmm Toby is a tad London-centric isn't he?

Lacks self-awareness too. I bet he has bunting and interior decor with union jacks on it.

The irony is Toby Young is from North London, Upper Middle Class and all the rest...

Can someone kindly unleash Xenia on him?

Self-employed mum of one,
4x4, no degree,
don't read fleet street news, they're all a waste of keystrokes.

SAHM - No
Floating voter - Well I may have been last time, but NEVER again I tell you!
Laptop-wielding harpy - More android phone these days
University-educated - Yes, first in the family, and v proud of it
Upper-middle-class - No
Mid-30s - Getting there
Two children - Half a point as I think I may be in labour with DC2
Victorian house in North London - In my dreams! But Toby can have half a point for as our overcrowded HA flat is in London
Weekends in the country - Which country?
Fiat Multipla - No, road bike with a child seat
Weekly shop delivered by Ocado - Don't be silly
Fondness for Green and Black?s chocolate - Too stingy, I prefer huge slabs of galaxy
Knows someone who knows someone who once went out with Ed Miliband - I really don't think Ed Miliband dates much

Skinny jeans - Yes if my maternity ones count

4/15 - Get me

SAHM - No
Floating voter - No
Laptop-wielding harpy - Have a laptop
University-educated - Yes
Upper-middle-class - No
Mid-30s - Twenties
Two children - No, 3 and a step one.
Victorian house in North London - 90s flat in South East London
Weekends in the country - No
Fiat Multipla - No
Weekly shop delivered by Ocado - Not quite, more like every month or so when there's a good voucher
Fondness for Green and Black?s chocolate - Not really
Knows someone who knows someone who once went out with Ed Miliband - No
Skinny jeans - No

So I'll generously give him half for the harpy comment and half for the Ocado comment. And I guess half for the Green & Black's one on account of it being chocolate so I am therefore quite fond of it, yes. So that's 1.5/15.

Congratulations, you correctly identified me as a person who owns a laptop, buys food and eats chocolate. Wow, what are the odds?!

God, what a knob he is.

I really don't understand why this untruthful and boring piece of recycled shit was even published. It's not as if it's a quiet news day.

I only got 2/15. (Two children and a degree)

Oh wait, I miscounted. 2.5. But still.

Oh dear......He just doesn't get it,does he.

Not sure why he thinks there are no mnetters in Bassett? Dh is from there and in laws still live there so I sometimes MN from Bassett if that counts?

SAHM - no, work PT
Floating voter - not really
Laptop-wielding harpy - well, I have a laptop if that counts
University-educated - yes
Upper-middle-class - who knows what that means!
Mid-30s - no, sadly now mid to late 30s
Two children - no, just the one
Victorian house in North London - no, live in a newbuild house in Yorkshire
Weekends in the country - weekends too busy for that most of the time
Fiat Multipla - no. I have a Foat 200 convertible; DH a Gold F
Weekly shop delivered by Ocado - yes, I admit I do
Fondness for Green and Black?s chocolate - Well, I wouldn't say no
Knows someone who knows someone who once went out with Ed Miliband - nope
Skinny jeans - lol, not a chance

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