Lists for the Slatternly - May edition

[TrillianAstra]

Okay, I am clearly worrying way too much about this but there are only a few spaces left in the old thread!

(What do I think will happen if we finish without a new list? We'll just make a new one. Relax woman!)

Thanks to alicecrail for the title.

Please finish the old thread before starting on this one - there could be a prize if you are number 1000.

Ok then here goes
put away clothes - done
put most toys in bedrooms
clean lounge
clean bathroom
(I think that should be enough to make the house look clean)
Buy wine and nibbles and loo roll
Clean out chickens if it stops raining
find suitable music for party
tidy desk
do hair and get dressed up without dc noticing I am getting ready for a party
Get very very drunk
Vomit.
Think that covers it.

Oooh, what are you going to do to your hair?

Drink tea and MN DOING
help Trinity find her perfect whiteboard DONE FOR NOW
Get sidetracked by very long fighty thread DONE
up and dressed DONE
washing up
apply for jobs (not very good ones but it can't hurt)
go to gym with J
probably drink wine

Welcome Sockmonster

JKS Well done that looks fab I would use the squeezy icing yeap
And Happy birthday to your ds and his wee friends

Everyone up,washed & dressed done
breakfast done
schoolruns done
Banking for dh done
Aprils Invoives
unload dishwasher (Its def broke)
wipe round kitchen
unload washing machine
load washing machine
take clothes off clothes horse &put away
Iron
hoover
Buy hoover bags

Ok then here goes
put away clothes - done
put most toys in bedrooms
clean lounge - done
clean bathroom - just about to do.
(I think that should be enough to make the house look clean)
Buy wine and nibbles and loo roll
Clean out chickens if it stops raining
find suitable music for party
tidy desk
do hair and get dressed up without dc noticing I am getting ready for a party
Get very very drunk
Vomit.

Think I am going curly, friend bought me some curlers for my birthday so am experimenting.

Morning slatterns!

JKS - the cake is fab! Hope the party goes well.

MM - good luck for the exam

WME - it's horrid here too. I am seriously contemplating going back to bed.

Today
Up, showered and dressed - up
DS up and dressed - done
DH to work early - done
Breakfast x 2 - done
Load dishwasher - done
Clean kitchen - started
General tidy round
Freeze leftover dinner for DS
DS lunch
Me lunch
Plan meals for weekend
Make something nice for dinner
DS dinner
DS bath and bed
Me and DH dinner
Clear up
Tidy round before bed
Sleep

Ok, here is my list, I don't know how much of it will get done...

Put away tupperware
Vacuum up cereal that is in every downstairs room thanks to DS
Go around cleaning lipstick off the mirror, Wii, mirrors, carpet, tables, toys, phones, curtains (god help me please)
vacuum up sand (why, why, why did i set the sand table up inside?)
re-fold all the clothes I had folded and left out ready to put away this morning.
Put away toys
Put away DSs clothes
Clean handprints off wall
Put away all the shoes that DS pulled out of the shoe cupboard.

Everytime I wander around the house I see something else

I really didn't want to get up this morning! DS had slept through and I was sooo cozy. DH brought DS through to me for his feed, which I did lying down for the first time in months, pure luxury!

• change cot sheet and grobag done
• check MN done
• breakfast done, clear up
• dry pots done
• fold dry washing done
• continue sorting paperwork done
• DS dressed done
• Me dressed
• washing - nappies
• clean bathroom
• DS nap
• DS snack
• upload photos from camera
• put photos on Facebook
• sort online shop
• lunch, clear up
• more paperwork
• walk (if it's not raining)
• tidy up
• dinner
• DS bath and bed
• finish paperwork

Morning hope everyone is ok can't read through all thread .

Been having contractions on and off all morning .

today

Possibly have baby .

Hello MSY!

Don't worry about everything else yet, it's often more motivating to write a shorter list and then do another when the first is done if needs be.

Morning everyone, Still not organinsed for tomorrow, think being ill wednesday put me back on the enegy levels.
JKS, hope the party goes well
MM, good luck with the exam and the move
PBM, I missed you
Waves to all other slattens

To do:

Downstairs -
Tidy kitchen
Tidy living room
Hoover
Dust
Clean floors
Clean bathroom

Upstairs -
Tidy bedrooms
clean Bathroom

Also-
Washing
Ironing

Oooh CWWM!! How exciting Good luck!!

Oooooh! Baby! Baby coming! Your DP doesn't have, like, and iphone or anything useful does he?

Good luck, hope it all goes smoothly and the newest member of the clan just slides out without any difficulty!

Oh CWWM, missed your post, Good Luck!

Ok then here goes
put away clothes - done
put most toys in bedrooms done
clean lounge - done
clean bathroom - done
(I think that should be enough to make the house look clean)
Buy wine and nibbles and loo roll
Clean out chickens if it stops raining
find suitable music for party
tidy desk done
do hair and get dressed up without dc noticing I am getting ready for a party
Get very very drunk
Vomit.

Ooh ooh oohh!!!!

gah have forgotten what was on my list now, will have to come back when I've calmed down

Ooh! Baby!

• change cot sheet and grobag done
• check MN done
• breakfast done, clear up done
• dry pots done
• fold dry washing done
• continue sorting paperwork done
• DS dressed done
• Me dressed done
• washing - nappies washing
• clean bathroom done
• DS nap doing
• DS snack
• upload photos from camera
• put photos on Facebook
• sort online shop
• lunch, clear up
• more paperwork
• walk (if it's not raining)
• tidy up
• dinner
• DS bath and bed
• finish paperwork

MM How is your dd today? DS seems much better, his scarily high temperature is much lower, he has gone in the buggy to nap and he has eaten a bit

HMHB Is your dh normally quite scary and unsympathetic then?

Sockmonster are you sure you want to include vomit on your list???

All up, dressed, breakfasted - DONE
Bring in soaking wet rained on washing and spin - DONE
Hang washing indoors this time - DONE
Hoover - Downstairs DONE (MUST DO UPSTAIRS!)
Wash dishes- DONE
Send dd to toddlers with friend - DONE (she will keep her all day hooray!)
Go to shop for veg and kidney beans - DONE
Lunch -
Make baileys tiramisu - DONE
More washing up -
Cook dinner -

OHHH Can we cancel lists today so we can just wait by the computer for news??[hopefull] Anymore news CWWM

Everyone up,washed & dressed done
breakfast done
schoolruns done
Banking for dh done
Aprils Invoices *done
Sort out Insurance proposal doing
unload dishwasher (Its def broke)
lunch done
wash dishes
wipe round kitchen
unload washing machine
load washing machine
school runs
take clothes off clothes horse &put away
Iron
hoover
Buy hoover bags

PBM we might break MN with all the refreshing

To do:

Downstairs -
Tidy kitchen DONE
Tidy living room
Hoover
Dust
Clean floors
Clean bathroom DONE

Upstairs -
Tidy bedrooms
clean Bathroom DONE

Also-
Washing
Ironing DONE (and put away )

Was that you Claireybee yesterday

Haven't read through sorry, so will have missed stuff.

Tomorrow:

• Rescue Remedy DONE!!
• all up & dressed DONE
• ds2 nap DONE
• breakfast DONE
• clean kitchen for later DONE
• sort all laundry out to iron, put away, etc. DONE
• decorate car cakes at some point FIL DONE!
• DH rubbish out DONE
• DH off to work for half day DONE
• me & boys to playgroup DONE
• lunch DONE
• PIL arriving HERE
• ds2 nap Doing
• DH home HERE
• DH, me, DS1 & maybe MIL to soft play for party AboutToGo
• FIL staying at home to DS2-sit
• home for party tea (maybe i should leave soft play early to come home and organise...?)
• party tea; train cake, etc. AllReady
• boys to bed
• get scooter & balance bike wrapped/ready for ds1 tomorrow
• make robot cake for ds1 tomorrow
• wine, dinner, collapse in a heap & bed

I think maybe vomit should be optional sockmonster

Drink tea and MN DOING
help Trinity find her perfect whiteboard DONE FOR NOW
Get sidetracked by very long fighty thread DONE
up and dressed DONE
washing up DONE
lunch DONE
apply for jobs (not very good ones but it can't hurt)
water chilli plants DONE
go to gym with J
probably drink wine

It's unlikely to be, I am a light weight and I think my friend is bringing tequila.

Afternoon
CWWM ohh exciting news, how are you doing?

Well i've painted some of my bathroom, just needs the second coat now!

my hands hurt tho