Not going to disagree with you here at all.
However, I do have a dirty little secret.
I have an illicit joy about drinking from a very specific, regional, French wine glass. This is something that stays hidden from everyone except my DH (and now, of course, the whole of Mumsnet).
Just after I did my O Levels our family went on holiday abroad for the very first time ever (before that we typically went to Butlins or Pontins).
We stayed in a gîte (my mum insisted on pronouncing the word as "git") somewhere to the north of Strasbourg. For those that are unaware, this was a sort of French Airbnb decades before that website was invented.
Everywhere we went there were these wine glasses with green stems. They were quite small, holding only 14cl (about 1/5th of a bottle), whereas a Zalto Universal is about 53cl. My parents bought a set of six that they have now passed on to me.
I love them, they just remind me so much of that first ever holiday in France when I was 16 and where I got my first taste of wine.