I have had a massive meltdown.
I think I have recovered now but I still feel a bit shakey.
I went to make a
and discovered the bowl of sweets that I had left out for the babysitter last night (disclaimer I left healthy snacks as well) was sitting on the worktop when I had hidden it last night and only had a few sweets left in it.
I went to ask dh (who was in the shower) if he had eaten them (he does that sort of thing) but he hadn't touched them.
I just saw red. 
I went totally nuts.
Ds was completely petrified and started crying.
Dd was really cheeky and acted like the innocent victim. 
They eventually confessed that they had eaten them together. 
I don't know what came over me. I made them strip to their pants and sit on their beds in their bedroom until I was calm enough to speak to them.
I then went to my bed and sobbed.
When dh had had his shower and was dressed and I had calmed down and said enough muffled bad words in our room we discussed punishments and dh came upstairs with me and issued them as I didn't trust myself not to go mental again. 
Why, why, why?
They had even eaten the croissants I got for dh for a father's day breakfast.
Is it just me or is that just kids?
Dd has had her new trainers and sandals confiscated. Ds has been banned from the laptop permanently and the wii for now.
Dd is now quietly doing her homework project and ds is drawing.
What the actual...?