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Slatterns Lists Here Now

999 replies

minimammoth · 26/07/2010 14:54

SLATTERNS Yoohoo bring those lists here now!

OP posts:
wastingaway · 03/08/2010 23:23

Aw! Hope he's alright Ali.

Haha! I started the babybel case removal! [grin
It's tedious work, but if I do more tomorrow night I should be able to finish it for good on Thursday when MIL takes DS out for a bit.
Mini, you must be psychic.

Finally off to bed.

MarthaSlatternStewart · 03/08/2010 23:40

Ali I tested last Monday and Saturday but she didn't even ask me, I was sure I wasn't pg anyway,
but now I haven't a clue, seriously WTF is going on, because nothing and I mean nothing is going in my mooncup!!!!!

MarthaSlatternStewart · 03/08/2010 23:43

Ahh poor wee man Ali, talking of doctors have you been to yours to book in?

And Mini you reminded me of one of my most favourite films ever (which I always forget for MN polls)

Fried Green Tomatoes at the whistle stop cafe, who has seen it??

wastingaway · 04/08/2010 07:54

Morning!

Martha, very good film, not seen it in ages though.

It is raining, a lot.
We left the buggy out last night by mistake.

  • up, done
  • breakfast done
  • spatone, oj and vitamins
  • coffee + check mail and online banking doing
  • shower and dress, wipe round bathroom
  • laundry - put the heating on, get stuff dry
  • pint of water
  • lunch
  • garden - water?, feed the birds
  • take rubbish, recycling and compost caddy out
  • tea
  • wash pots and tidy kitchen
  • tidy downstairs
  • DS bath and bed
  • pedicure and manicure
  • etc.

Before Sat -

  • carpet - iron and kitchen roll the trodden in Babybel cases started
  • sofa cover
  • back room - paint round window frame
  • kitchen - polyfilla holes, magnolia paint over patchy bit
  • mow lawn
  • tidy back garden - tidy pots and tools etc. on paved area, weed, sweep
  • tidy front garden - weed, sweep
  • get bbq from MILs
  • make wedding card
  • book taxi
  • bbq shopping
  • thorough pamper - pedicure, manicure, paint toenails, Friday - paint fingernails, facemasks - clinique resurfacing thingy, steam and cucumbery thing, Friday - eyebrows
  • cupcakes - which?
  • clean oven
anonymousbird · 04/08/2010 08:04

GOOD MORNING!!!!!
Lord it is going to be a busy day so here goes with my plan of attack action:

  • Breakfast and tidied
  • Get me showered and me and DC's dressed
  • Water greenhouse
  • Clean loos and bathrooms (again)
  • Hoover and mop the tiled floors
  • Walk the Dog
  • Gardening with DH
  • Laundry - one load
  • Ironing of last week's laundry
minimammoth · 04/08/2010 08:29

PLUM or is it Martha? don't confuse me now. If you want to talk menopause, which I am sure you don't.. I'm your mammoth
THe tomato is coming on, I am conservatory every five minutes giving it a cheer. Daft thing is I am allergic to toms, but DH devours loads of em.

OP posts:
minimammoth · 04/08/2010 08:31

well not actually transforming into the conservatory you understand but in it.
got to fly now

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Alicetheinvisible · 04/08/2010 08:55

Morning

Mini i have a very pathetic looking tomato plant that always looks slightly dead, but have got a couple of small tomatoes on it and they have turned red! Maybe you need to neglect them more

DONE
Get up
DD up
Pancakes for breakfast
Clear up breakfast
Empty dishy
Dry washing from last night

TO DO
Get dressed
DD dressed
Drop books off at charity shop
Go to MW (10am)
Put another load of washing on
Lunch

Will see what i fancy doing after that

wastingaway · 04/08/2010 09:11

My tomato plants have barely grown, left it too long to plant them up from seedlings.
I've learnt so much this year though.
There are chillis on some of the chilli plants though.

I love the name Martha, but our surname starts with a vowel, so it would be Marther. Meh.
Not that we're actually having another child atm, I just like to plan ahead.

  • up, done
  • breakfast done wash up started
  • spatone, oj and vitamins done
  • coffee + check mail and online banking doing
  • shower and dress, wipe round bathroom
  • laundry - put the heating on, get stuff dry done*
  • pint of water
  • playing and that doing
  • lunch
  • walk?
  • garden - water?, feed the birds
  • take rubbish, recycling and compost caddy out
  • tea
  • wash pots and tidy kitchen
  • tidy downstairs
  • DS bath and bed
  • pedicure and manicure
  • etc.

Before Sat -

  • carpet - iron and kitchen roll the trodden in Babybel cases started
  • sofa cover
  • back room - paint round window frame
  • kitchen - polyfilla holes, magnolia paint over patchy bit
  • mow lawn
  • tidy back garden - tidy pots and tools etc. on paved area, weed, sweep
  • tidy front garden - weed, sweep
  • get bbq from MILs
  • make wedding card
  • book taxi
  • bbq shopping
  • thorough pamper - pedicure, manicure, paint toenails, Friday - paint fingernails, facemasks - clinique resurfacing thingy, steam and cucumbery thing, Friday - eyebrows
  • cupcakes - which?
  • clean oven
Alibabaandthe40nappies · 04/08/2010 09:42

Morning all Being lazy today, we had a bad night with DS and all slept until 8.15, then I have slept some more. DH is working from home today, but in reality has nothing to do because he did his handover to finish his job yesterday.
Not going to bother with the Drs, DS' eye seems a lot better this morning - a bit puffy but no more green gunk. I think all the crying in the night may have flushed it out

Plum - no I've not made an appointment yet, our surgery don't like you to make a booking in appointment before 8 weeks as they get so many cancellations from early miscarriages. Makes sense, so I shall ring maybe beginning of next week when I'll be 7+2.
When do you get your blood results back?

JKS - it must be testing time for you soon???

Alice - yum at pancakes!

Anon - what are Christmas potatoes?

TO DO
Breakfast
Get showered and dressed
Sort car insurance for DH's car
Add DH to my RAC membership
Ring English Heritage to find out where this year's membership cards are
Do Ocado for Friday
Put away travel cot
Town - bank, lunch, Boots - anything else?
Couple of loads of washing
DS nap
Me exercise and shower
Dinner
Clear up
DS bath and bed
Relax
Manicure on self
Bed

MarthaSlatternStewart · 04/08/2010 13:03

AF is here!!!!!!!!!! YEY
So hopefully no Mini I won't need that chat! Menopause I want a baby!! I said that in quite a high pitched voice to nurse yesterday

Ali have to ring end of week so will ring tomorrow

I have just spent the morning googling holidays, dh is determined to go on one, so have found 2, one in a quiet part of Ibiza and one in Tenerife, I think the Ibiza one sounds good good but will have to see what dh thinks!

Anyway I better do something as dh has been up from 6 working and all I have done is get dcs showered

oh and dd2 was sick abit this morning but has been fine since

MarthaSlatternStewart · 04/08/2010 13:05

Ali I suppose that makes sense, it will be all the more real once you go

Mini still call me Plum, I do like Plum, I never namechange for long

anonymousbird · 04/08/2010 13:23

Midday check point....

  • Breakfast and tidied DONE
  • Get me showered and me and DC's dressed DONE
  • Water greenhouse
  • Clean loos and bathrooms (again)
  • Hoover and mop the tiled floors
  • Walk the Dog
  • Gardening with DH
  • Laundry - one load
  • Ironing of last week's laundry DONE!!!!!
  • Run and Empty DW
  • Reading with DS
  • Lots of phone calls to make ALMOSTDONE
  • Plant Christmas Potatoes
  • Take DC's for an ice cream
  • Check details for UK holiday
  • Tesco delivery to be planned and finalised
  • Will we have Broadband connection(?),
  • dinner bookings
  • audio books for car
  • Packing to leave first thing Friday
  • Ensure house is in good state for my housesitters (ongoing!)
  • Tidy up vegetables before going away
  • Go to Post Office
  • Renew car insurance
  • Finalise details for Portugal week
  • Book car hire
  • pay balance on holiday email sent
  • order travel insurance
  • find passports DONE
  • Phone re pension statement cock up (every year) DONE
  • Check Uniform and buy school shoes
  • Think about DS"s birthday party

Christmas potatoes are something I have not tried before, Pentland Javelins, recommended to me on another board to try, found them on Sunday, just need to get them in. Should have spuds in November and December..... Yum.

wastingaway · 04/08/2010 14:11

Good news Plum!

Ali, hope DS is feeling better now.

I've actually been busy.

  • up, done
  • breakfast done wash up started
  • spatone, oj and vitamins done
  • coffee + check mail and online banking doing
  • shower and dress done
  • wipe round bathroom done
  • laundry - put the heating on, get stuff dry done
  • pint of water done
  • playing and that doing
  • lunch done
  • walk?
  • garden - water?, feed the birds
  • take rubbish, recycling and compost caddy out
  • tea
  • wash pots and tidy kitchen
  • tidy downstairs
  • DS bath and bed
  • pedicure and manicure
  • etc.

Before Sat -

  • carpet - iron and kitchen roll the trodden in Babybel cases started
  • sofa cover washing + stainremover + washagain
  • back room - paint round window frame
  • kitchen - polyfilla holes, magnolia paint over patchy bit
  • mow lawn
  • tidy back garden - tidy pots and tools etc. on paved area, weed, sweep
  • tidy front garden - weed, sweep
  • get bbq from MILs
  • make wedding card
  • book taxi
  • bbq shopping
  • thorough pamper - pedicure + manicure started - trimmed and filed, paint toenails, Friday - paint fingernails, facemasks - clinique resurfacing thingy, steam and cucumbery thing, Friday - eyebrows
  • cupcakes - chosen - strawberries and cream + lemon
  • clean oven
minimammoth · 04/08/2010 14:51

Menopause moan coming up. Close your ears if you cant be botheresd to listen. I am fed up with being hot. It is so draining, after ten minutes of small activity, changing bed for eg. I have to have a sit down. So draining. No energy. cardy on, cardy off, on, off all bloody day. Humph. Am going to talk to tomato.It needs heat

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wastingaway · 04/08/2010 17:06

Mini, that sounds hard work. I think you need medicinal ice lollies.

Where is everyone today? It's quiet.

  • up, done
  • breakfast done wash up started
  • spatone, oj and vitamins done
  • coffee + check mail and online banking doing
  • shower and dress done
  • wipe round bathroom done
  • laundry - put the heating on, get stuff dry done
  • pint of water done
  • playing and that doing
  • lunch done
  • walk? rain
  • garden - water?, feed the birds
  • take rubbish, recycling and compost caddy out + retrieve train that?s been posted out
  • tea cooking
  • wash pots and tidy kitchen
  • tidy downstairs
  • DS bath and bed
  • pedicure and manicure
  • etc.

Before Sat -

  • carpet - iron and kitchen roll the trodden in Babybel cases started
  • sofa cover washing + stainremover + washagain
  • back room - paint round window frame done the side, which will suffice for now (was just patchy)
  • kitchen - polyfilla holes, magnolia paint over patchy bit done
  • mow lawn
  • tidy back garden - tidy pots and tools etc. on paved area, weed, sweep
  • tidy front garden - weed, sweep
  • get bbq from MILs
  • make wedding card started planning
  • book taxi
  • bbq shopping
  • thorough pamper - pedicure + manicure started - trimmed and filed, paint toenails, Friday - paint fingernails, facemasks - clinique resurfacing thingy, steam and cucumbery thing, Friday - eyebrows
  • cupcakes - chosen - strawberries and cream + lemon
  • clean oven
anonymousbird · 04/08/2010 17:32

To give myself the nudge I need to get through to "me" time I have got some more to tick off, feels good this bit:

  • Breakfast and tidied DONE
  • Get me showered and me and DC's dressed DONE
  • Water greenhouse DONE
  • Clean loos and bathrooms (again)
  • Hoover and mop the tiled floors
  • Walk the Dog DONE
  • Gardening with DH
  • Laundry - two loads ONE DONE
  • Ironing of last week's laundry DONE!!!!!
  • Run and Empty DW Running now
  • Reading with DS
  • Lots of phone calls to make ALMOSTDONE
  • Plant Christmas Potatoes
  • Take DC's for an ice cream
  • Tidy sitting and play rooms DONE
  • Check details for UK holiday:-
  • Tesco delivery to be planned and finalised
  • Will we have Broadband connection(?),
  • dinner bookings
  • audio books for car
  • Packing to leave first thing Friday
  • Pick veg to take
  • Ensure house is in good state for my housesitters (ongoing!)
  • Tidy up vegetables before going away
  • Go to Post Office
  • Renew car insurance
  • Finalise details for Portugal week
  • Book car hire
  • pay balance on holiday email sent
  • order travel insurance
  • find passports DONE
  • Phone re pension statement cock up (every year) DONE
  • Check Uniform and buy school shoes
  • Think about DS"s birthday party

Sure there's more, but still, the list is long enough.

MarthaSlatternStewart · 04/08/2010 17:35

Wasting, I have been sat about doing nothing, although dh works long hours sometimes that leaves him free mid day and will sit and chat half the day away and then I wonder how I haven't got anything done

JustKeepSwimming · 04/08/2010 17:46

Plum - you almost got me freaked out that some serious Martha person had come over here to sort out my shower!! I was feeling the pressure
So glad AF has arrived for you

Ali - i have given in and tested twice with cheapie tests, both negative. tbh i'm so sure i'm not pg this time round, not sign or symptom, nothing, nada.
(always wanted to use that last word, lol!)
Planning to resist testing again until at least the weekend.

Wed:

  • all up & breakfasted DONE
  • all dressed DONE
  • DH to work DONE
  • SN playgroup (DS1 not going) DONE
  • lunch & DS2 nap DONE
  • afternoon; friend + 2 DD's round DONE
  • tidy toys DONE
  • sort out of kitchen toy box DONE
  • 2 x birthday cards DONE
  • boys tea DONE
  • boys to bed
  • our dinner & tv

Ongoing List:

  • contact new dentist & see if we can register; Find another one that is taking on NHS patients
  • upload & order online prints (DH getting rid of that PC so i need to a) research 'time machines', b) get one, c) move all photos from his PC onto it, d) link up my laptop with it so all photos from here go on it
  • upload chosen photos from his PC & my laptop to Snapfish & order
  • order door curtain (& rail) for front door - Autumn job really
  • clean kitchen cupboard doors
  • empty all cupboards out, check contents & restock
  • put cds onto DH's pc, then they can go into loft with others; make my playlist; clear my iPhone of music, reload with just my playlist
  • find out about swimming lessons for DS1 - Have Name of School; HavePhoneNumber
  • research backing up hardware for computers Done More
  • make up basket of toys & pictures for DS2
  • pictures to label 'animals' & 'people' & 'cars' boxes
  • haircut (really needed!)
  • tackle Areas of Doom (out of 5 stars);
Kitchen: 2star Arts & crafts area Started Bedroom: 3star My wardrobe & drawers Bathroom: 2star Bathroom cabinet
  • SHOWER; have bought squeegee & e-cloth on MN advice; Had a go with ecloth & with Viakal, no luck yet
  • stake tomato plants
  • try planting sunflowers in the ground as not flowering yet like everyone else's
  • baby card for friend + present & arrange visit
anonymousbird · 04/08/2010 18:16

Alice?
She went to Midwife... are you out there, Alice, or are things a-happenin'?

minimammoth · 04/08/2010 18:36

Yes where is she ALICE ALICE ALICE
Done some stuff today bit of ths n' that, but mstlt got hot and tired. Do you have a recipe for medicinal lollies Wasting?
LIST
visit friend for cuppa done
Buy duvet and cover if funds will stretch to it.done
Things to avoid done
filing
office of doom

try to get around to doing
DH's admin VAT etc
garden weededabitofborder
data base
sort drawers
other stuff that I can't be bothered to list or do even. {hmm}
prep for training day
print stuff
buy spare cartridge
book train to sheff

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JustKeepSwimming · 04/08/2010 20:56

Wooo, still no Alice?! Hope things are ok with you

Wed:

  • boys to bed DONE
  • our dinner DONE & tv Doing

Thurs:

  • all up & breakfasted
  • all dressed
  • DH & DS1 to speech appt
  • some morning jobs?
  • me & DS1 to soft play for bday party
  • DH & DS2 meeting us there for lunch x 4
  • home for DS2 nap
  • afternoon? out with DH?
  • tea x 4
  • boys bath & bed
  • us out to theatre (sitter confirmed)

Ongoing List:

  • contact new dentist & see if we can register; Find another one that is taking on NHS patients
  • upload & order online prints (DH getting rid of that PC so i need to a) research 'time machines', b) get one, c) move all photos from his PC onto it, d) link up my laptop with it so all photos from here go on it
  • upload chosen photos from his PC & my laptop to Snapfish & order
  • order door curtain (& rail) for front door - Autumn job really
  • clean kitchen cupboard doors
  • empty all cupboards out, check contents & restock
  • put cds onto DH's pc, then they can go into loft with others; make my playlist; clear my iPhone of music, reload with just my playlist
  • find out about swimming lessons for DS1 - Have Name of School; HavePhoneNumber
  • research backing up hardware for computers Done More
  • make up basket of toys & pictures for DS2
  • pictures to label 'animals' & 'people' & 'cars' boxes
  • haircut (really needed!)
  • tackle Areas of Doom (out of 5 stars);
Kitchen: 2star Arts & crafts area Started Bedroom: 3star My wardrobe & drawers Bathroom: 2star Bathroom cabinet
  • SHOWER; have bought squeegee & e-cloth on MN advice; Had a go with ecloth & with Viakal, no luck yet
  • stake tomato plants
  • try planting sunflowers in the ground as not flowering yet like everyone else's
  • baby card for friend DONE + present & arrange visit
wastingaway · 04/08/2010 21:23

Mini, I make lollies from smoothie which is refreshing, but a spot of gin in would be quite invigorating I'd say.

  • up, done
  • breakfast done wash up started
  • spatone, oj and vitamins done
  • coffee + check mail and online banking doing
  • shower and dress done
  • wipe round bathroom done
  • laundry - put the heating on, get stuff dry done
  • pint of water done
  • playing and that doing
  • lunch done
  • walk? rain
  • garden - water?, feed the birds done
  • take rubbish, recycling and compost caddy out + retrieve train that?s been posted out done
  • tea done
  • wash pots and tidy kitchen most
  • tidy downstairs + hoover done
  • DS bath and bed done
  • pedicure and manicure
  • etc.

Before Sat -

  • carpet - iron and kitchen roll the trodden in Babybel cases frontroomdone
  • sofa cover washing + stainremover + washagain
  • back room - paint round window frame done the side, which will suffice for now (was just patchy)
  • kitchen - polyfilla holes, magnolia paint over patchy bit done
  • mow lawn
  • tidy back garden - tidy pots and tools etc. on paved area, weed, sweep
  • tidy front garden - weed, sweep
  • get bbq from MILs
  • make wedding card started planning
  • book taxi
  • bbq shopping
  • thorough pamper - pedicure + manicure started - trimmed and filed, paint toenails, Friday - paint fingernails, facemasks - clinique resurfacing thingy, steam and cucumbery thing, Friday - eyebrows
  • cupcakes - chosen - strawberries and cream + lemon
  • clean oven
HalfMumHalfBiscuit · 04/08/2010 22:36

hi all
sorry not been about

Alice - hope things are going ok
Mini - all that heat must be using calories though??
.
lists gone haywire here. DH off at the mo and we are doing various jobs plus trying to do summer holiday things with kids.

I'll rummage up a list later...

Night all.

Alibabaandthe40nappies · 04/08/2010 23:34

Night all - list not really happened today although I did buy myself a birthday book in town so that is something crossed off the ongoing list!

Alice posted on FB earlier, she popped up to the hospital earlier after a weird midwife appointment - baby suddenly measuring big - but she is fine I think. Alice hope you don't mind me sharing!!