You’re trying really hard to appear well travelled and non working-class in your posts
Quite. If you were that different to the 'chavs', you wouldn't be on Mumsnet complaining about this. You'd be on the phone to your PA or personal TA asking them to swap hotels for you.
You haven't travelled much apart from these non-chavvy resort holidays, have you? I've rarely met such a narrow-minded person in real life, definitely not one who has seen the world a bit.
I travel multiple times each month, most of them for work or to visit family scattered all around the world. I use everything from budget airlines to premium cabins on flag carriers. I remember one Jet2 flight a few years ago - it was on time, respectful staff, cheap fare, organised boarding process. Then I compare it with a Swiss Air 14h flight in business class I took a few months later. Rude staff, lack of food (they'd taken less portions than customers on board), refusal to take our coats or help a heavily pregnant passenger with overhead lockers, no drinks but a bottle of water, boarding a bit chaotic and lounge in the opposite direction of the gate. I know which experience I'd repeat again. Reputation of the company doesn't tell you anything.
One of my best ever flights was with Ryanair. I was exhausted from another flight early that morning + a full day at work, the staff were so lovely and told me to move to the back of the cabin where there was an empty row I could sleep in. Those flight attendants were some of the most professional people I've ever seen. We landed 30 minutes ahead of schedule.
Oh, and learn to spell. HTH.