The article seems to be an attempt to bash Oxbridge and humanities but all it is, is 5 stories about 5 graduates who haven't been able to find a job and when you read each of their stories it's pretty clear why they've struggled to find a job compared to other graduates either from Oxbridge or other universities. There's a lot of entitlement coming through and "Oxbridge will open doors" without the realization that times have changed a lot and that they are competing with excellent graduates from all over the place who will have relevant work experience, year in industry schemes, extracurriculars at university relevant to the career they are pursuing.
Kate
2:1 in languages, seems surprised that didn't get her onto the BBC Journalism scheme (extremely competitive); says herself that AI is taking over translation work (that's happened to me and I've had to close my translation business and do something else because no one wants to pay anymore when they can run it through deepl or another AI translator).
Got benefits and used the money to go and bum around Australia for a bit, not focussed on any kind of future career path so it's not going to look great on a CV.
Didn't explicitly state that she had Maths on a job application. Hopefully she has learned from that.
Sebastian
Double first in philosphy and ancient history. Distinction in MPhil at Cambridge Obviously extremely intelligent and very academic. Possibly comes across as too academic at interview and therefore not suited to many of the typical graduate schemes where they need a business head/work experience etc.
Says he divided his time between the library and the pub. The problem with that is that others will have been doing internships in the holidays, or running associations within the college or university and non-Oxbridge graduates will have been working and building up experience in term time jobs.
Jack
Offered an apprenticeship at PWC or a degree in History at Oxford and chose Oxford because everyone told him that he'd get an opportunity with PWC (or similar) after graduation. Daft decision really. He had an amazing opportunity with PWC and I can imagine that when he reapplied his name came up as having been someone who turned down their offer (not sure how the systems work but I'm guessing there's some way of flagging up previous applicants).
He whines about having to remove the name of the university from his application - sorry, but that's the way it is now in many places to remove employer bias as he points out.
Getting a 2:1 in History at Oxford is a great achievement but it isn't going to make him stand out for an employer when there are so many people who have that and so many people who have excellent degrees from other universities.
And then he goes on to moan about how the Oxford tutorial system encourages arguing and defending your position which is not how you should behave in an interview. Ok, but that's not Oxford's fault, if he has a brain in his head (which he obviously does) he should have been able to adapt his style quickly as soon as he realized it's not what employers want.
Of all of them, I find him the most arrogant although he has finally managed to get a job.
Eliza
She seems to have slept through that phase when all her friends were applying for jobs. Why wasn't she? Why was she surprised that they all had jobs?
She says Oxbridge opens doors but she still has to jump through hoops. Well, yeah, that's the way it is.
She says she "hasn't sold out", yet she's ghostwriting people's university applications.
I don't know what to make of her really, she's making an effort to earn money by doing various things, she might be successful in the long run.
Gabriel
He assumed just going to Oxford and getting a degree would land him any job he wanted. He acknowledges his own arrogance. He says he came from a state grammar where Oxbridge admittance was unusual so I can imagine a scenario where everyone was congratulating him and going on about how bright he was and what a great future he'd have etc. He was probably one of the very top students in his year at school and never quite got out of that mindset of thinking how great he was even when confronted with other equally bright and brighter students at Oxford.