"A woman from the council informed me that my application, with an Oxford degree, seven As and three A’s at GCSE, didn’t refer to a qualification in maths."*
Weirdly worded as that suggests she either didn't pass GCSE maths or didn't specify it on her application form/CV, as surely otherwise you would have said 'Yes it does - look, here.'
You don't need an Oxbridge degree to know that people might not care about whether you took art or history for GCSE but English and maths are fairly important and you do need to specify that you have passed those. People (or AI) sifting applications are looking for any opportunity to narrow down applications, they won't just assume because you have a degree in French and German, you must have passed GCSE maths.
tbf other than that she (the first one) does sound like she's done everything 'right.' As she says, jobs linked to her degree are going to be the sort completely wiped out by AI, and it's fair enough that nobody would have imagined how quickly that would have improved 5 years ago when she was applying for uni.
I also noted that she's the only one out of the 4 who referred to having a part time job in the holidays. When I got my first job after uni my manager told me she binned any graduate applications without any work experience, no matter how glowing the grades.
Nice of the second person to specify that a distinction is the "top grade" for us plebs 😁. There's a complete lack of reflection with regards to why, after not getting a job with his BA in probably one of the least practical subjects, a Masters on the same topic would yield any better results. He would have been better off working in tescos for a year and actually getting some work/life experience.
Third one is the absolute best, saying because he's a muppet who can't distinguish between an academic discussion in tutorials and arguing with the recruiter in a job interview it's Oxford's "archaic hindrance" of a teaching style that's to blame for his joblessness, not the fact he's clearly a complete knob.
Fourth - another masters in philosophy...again after acknowledging that her first degree didn't make her employable.🙄