They all come across as extremely entitled: yes, sometimes it’s hard to find a job but you have nice choices, eh, kids? No surprise the Times found a Sebastian to interview; surprised he wasn’t photographed clutching his teddy bear, though.
Pretty appalled by Eliza, who “ghostwrites” other students’ university application forms for a “dodgy agency”. Where’s your integrity, Eliza?
Times-reading parents with aspirations for their older teenagers will be fretting about the latter’s potential career opportunities post hypothetical Oxbridge; in the real news, the future of Ukraine depends on the whims of two megalomaniacs and a genocide is taking place in plain sight in Gaza.
My heart isn’t bleeding for Eliza et al: the wider world is a tough place. You’ll all be fine, though, I am sure.