Please heap praise on my genius child

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I have put her paintings on my profile.

She did all of these aged between 18 months and 3 years (she hasn't done much since because her sister was born a few days after she turned 3 and believe me, if I can't be arsed to sit down and teach her the reading words from school, I definitely am not keen enough to supervise two small children with acrylic paints).

They are all acrylic on canvas, approx. 2 foot length.

Please offer me a large cheque signed on behalf of the Saatchi gallery in exchange.

get off my Space picture! Stay behind the ROPE.

The camel is great isn't it?! She said "Mummy, I drew a giraffe, and then gave it humps."

I was going with ebay bidding where I go about 3p over an even number

£10.56 for space

£10.59

They are just lovely MP, your daugter has A Flair.

Bah!

I'm a woman on a budget dontcha know!

Will do you a complex deal for a series of Christmas cards on the angel and camels. And £11 for spaced, mp. The others will just give you a pocketful of loose change, MP. I am the real deal, and if I knew how to change my name I would be HabbiSatchi or HabbiTate... Ooh...

Space - not spaced. Gah.

Sob... I can see Space is not meant to be mine! Oh you fancy middle class lot with your crisp tenners, shiny ten-pees and art-buying expertise...

I suppose I could put one of ds's pieces up... One of his lesser pieces you understand... Any takers?

camels are a scream! true genius

Walnut, I suppose it's quite good. Will give you a shiny 50p for it.

Sold to the lady in the fur coat!

Thanking you everso everso much, kind madam, your most generous silvery offering will help pay for the gruel we need for child number 14

Oh, you have jerked my heartstrings. Have a silver sixpence and take them out of the chimneys for an hour or so.

I hope you're not being sarcastic on my thread about my genius and most amazingly talented and gifted child

now where can I get a free summer camp?

Don't worry MP - you always get the jealous ones who try to belittle you

No, heavens, no, MP . Was just trying to make Walnut feel better about her DS's below par offering.

The more I look at them, the more they would make great Christmas cards.

What the abstracts? Naaah

I want to turn the angel into a christmas card

Or just the camel

Who could fail to be full of christmas cheer to see that lovely camel?

It is too poncy to use your own child's pictures for christmas cards?

God, MP, those are Far Too Good to be in an exhibition.. only cruddy old shite gets exhibited, don't you know anything, you Culture Philistine!!

The angel and the camel

The camel could be the signature piece like the grr argh zombie on mutant enemy productions

No She says she won't actually sell Space or Butterflies

I knew I was going to have to send the kids out begging again.