Shiney sHiney shIney shiNey shinEy shinY healthy eaters

[trilliaNastrA]

This is our gazillionth thread.

We are not quite as evil as some make out.

We try to lose weight, eat healthily, stuff like that.

Here is our mascot

Bitter, honestly don't take it out on yourself. You should hear some of the things I say to my two.

We are having cajun chicken breast with salad tomorrow for tea.

I hope work isn't too busy for you.

Thankyou. I just hear myself sometimes and think 'what a cow' but I'm too stubborn to back down.

Anyhoo, better get dinner and work sorted. If I don't shorten those queues....Probably not going to make a blind bit of difference in the grand scheme of things.

Ah, my job is intrinsically worthless.

Have a lovely evening, ladies.

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiney > ooops sorry, that is MrBella you are friends with...

Why haven't you gone for a lie down?

Thankfully ds is coming down off the jam sugar induced high - he has been banned from the rationed strawberries and strawberry jam.

We have been to school fair. Ds have bounced on the bouncy castle. With one swoop scooped two ducks on the hook a duck pond. And I won a coconut on the coconut shy. Goodness knows what I am going to do with the thing. Apparantly a screw driver in the top and then breaking it open... but will have to see.

Bitter, You will have to try harder then that to get the shit mum award today. Murder has actually been discussed here. Pyscho child has seriously lived up to his nickname and I asked for 1 adult one pyscho child ticket for fair.

Hello lovely, you sound like you've had a briliant day and yes, why are you not erm, 'lying down' with J??

at DEm and the ticket for 1 pyscho child!!

Off for a hobble with DS now, fresh air awaits!!!

Might be back later on. xx

DEM, replace the words 'psycho child' with 'Horrible little boy' and you are about on the money.

Saf, if I wasn't losing weight so quickly I would have sacked this off already.

I have been horrible today, but we are all off tomorrow so I will make an effort to be nicer.

Glad you had a nice weekend Shiney.

Home now, thank the Lord

Boys are with DH decorating a carnival float, so am preparing their dinner

Bitter, don't sweat it, we all reach the end of our tether, they need to know that their behaviour has consequences, you're only human

SAF, just stick with the booze and don't have chinese! You are doing so well, it has to slow down eventually and stop weighing every day!

Shiney, what have you done to Juju to make him sooo exhausted?

Oh I feel all floaty and chilled now, wish I had a bottle of schloer....

Did a full body pampering, I love those exfoliating skin washes that make your body tingle.

I have a sort of maxi dress... it is white but is layered and is most unflattering but vehry cool so feels nice.

I am going to go and have my salad in the shade by my pond

Hello shiney dude! Are you tempted to play pranks on JuJu while he is sleeping or is it just me that is childish like that?

I am having a quick pit-stop. This is how fly ladies work isn't it? Except they probably don't start with a coffee. Have bought 5 storage boxes and lids. Which, er, didn't seem to have scanned when I looked at my receipt. Shall refrain from starting a thread on The Right Thing To Do though

Hello esteemed leader Poor J, can't hack the pace

Bitter - i was horrid to DD yesterday. Have her on my own today (no DH to separate us ) so i have had to try very hard to keep us both calm. Ok so far, but we have just both had a nap, still got horses and dinner and bed to do.......

Just want to say;

Dear Max the jack russell from next door.

Please SHUT THE FUCKITY FUCK UP!

Many thanks, from hot, sweaty pg Alice from next door and her DD, who you woke up.

Sounds lovely Mitts. My friend is treating me to a spa day on Wednesday, yay! Not entirely free though because I had to order a swimsuit. A proper fat person's one with a tummy flattening vice (I hope). Hey ho- I may get back in a bikini one day

Shiney, MrBella is living it up doing his charity stuff in Nottingham. Lunch meeting then out tonight too. He will be back tomorrow.

Alice

Mittz, tea by the pond sounds lovely.

Portia at spa day. I soooo do not believe you on the tummy flattening device!

Right- once more unto the breach, see you in, ooh, fifteen minutes...

Sounds divine Portia,
I would have probably worn judgey pants once upon a time about the storage boxes but have had a few experiences where non attentive staff have slipped up and it is a bug bear of mine and I have not been quite as honest as I would have expected myself to be.

Storage boxes in my house are favourite for DS's (now rare) rages and I have been through so many I would happily skip off with a container full being 'missed' by a scanning device.

at letter to 'Max' Alice...

You have to be a growly Mummy from time to time so that they appreciate you all the more when you are sweetness and light... well, something like that...

Definitely no judgey pants here.. I would have just skipped off quickly out of the shop without a backward glance.

I'm not here, I'm going to work.

Just wanted to quickly say that Portia, if you 'bought' the boxes from a supermarket, then please remember that they make their obscene profits partly by paying mugs like me pennies to work very hard.

So you could almost see it as a political protest on behalf of a friend to not point out their mistake.

Isn't Carp on the Dukan diet then SaF?

I have a flake in the fridge for later.

Mmmm a flake. You will have to eat it in the fridge though, as it will melt the moment you get it out.

Must go and get some trousers on and go to those poor horses. The thought of putting wellies on is unbearable!