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This is our gazillionth thread.

We are not quite as evil as some make out.

We try to lose weight, eat healthily, stuff like that.

Here is our mascot

Oh, yes Lizzy, spill.

OK, well, DH needs a cowboy or indian outfit for Sunday, he tells me this last night so too late for Ebay.
So I think I'll go to "Fancy that" in town when I pick the boys up from school.

Big mistake, huuuge dildos and vibrators on one wall, bongs on the other and dreamcatchers on the back wall.

I have been bleaching the kids ever since.

Lol at 'fancy that' !

And why on earth does your DH need a fancy dress outfit?

Holy feck Lizzy!!!

And yes, why does DH need an outfit??

What a mad shop!

I would love to say it is a sex thing, but he is in a charity carnival thang...

Sorry!

I will have to find out tomorrow. I need to lie down and hope'n'pray that my pain relief kicks in soon.

I've 'gone off the boil' as my mum would say.....

Night night my gorgeous Shiney peeps.

Talking of Shiney, is our leader part time on here these days?

I suppose I'd better go to bed soon. I promised myself an early night.

Ok, I started telling MrCock about Lizzy's fancy dress shop, and just after I said the name of the shop, Mr Cock guesses 'sex shop? bondage shop?' Should I be worried?

He thinks the same thing happened to his dad and him when he was a little kid. Apparently his dad thought it was a health food shop because there were jars of pills in the window...he suspects they were poppers or something.

Yank
I knew I loved Mr Cock!

Lizzy your DH decides he needs an outfit for Saturday and you go shopping in the sex shop?!

This has reminded me of the time I did go into an actual fancy dress shop and had to tell the elderly lady behind the counter that I was looking for something suitable for a 'Pimps and Hos' themed party.

Maybe it was my accent, but I actually had to explain 'Hos, you know, like whores? protitutes?'

She did a catbumface at me. It was so embarrassing.

I didn't know it was a sex/drugs den!

He should be blody grateful that you're going into even a non-sex fancy dress shop for him!

Bella we got some Tanqueray 10 in duty-free, but not opening it til we finish the current gin.

Oh, I was hoping he was going to be a member of the Village People..

Morning all

Boys seem OK after their exposure to sex toys and drugs...

V tired and I ache, 2 shreds a day is a bit too much I think...

Morning

What are your feet like Double? Could be interested....

Morning!

I'm excited about ordering lion poo later.

I was going to offer to take your shoulders Instructions, but got a funny image of my enormous arms dangling from your lovely shoulders and felt a bit odd.

Morning - Don't worry Double, no-one wants any of me either.

Dentist this morning .

Wish me luck, I've not been since I was at school.

Good luck Bitter!