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Shiney sHiney shIney shiNey shinEy shinY healthy eaters

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trilliaNastrA · 22/06/2010 17:43

This is our gazillionth thread.

We are not quite as evil as some make out.

We try to lose weight, eat healthily, stuff like that.

Here is our mascot

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VinegarTits · 24/06/2010 21:48

you need lion shit wasting (sorry if thats already been mentioned) cats will say away if hey think there is a bigger cat about

Mouseface · 24/06/2010 21:49

Good luck Jet junior for tomorrow.

Who wants my breasticles? Size 34G if you're interested.... I want much smaller ones. MrMouse loves them but I don't.

LizzyLOU · 24/06/2010 21:50

Squirt the bastards Wasting!

VinegarTits · 24/06/2010 21:51

oooer mouse

i dont want your breasts, i will swap mine (also 34g) for a smaller pair

swallowedAfly · 24/06/2010 21:52

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BELLAvita · 24/06/2010 21:53

Oooh that was nice Mouse

My chest is non existent. I would love to be a bit taller.

VinegarTits · 24/06/2010 21:53

lizzy you are so masterful tonight

Mouseface · 24/06/2010 21:53

Wasting - you need a gun. I'm thinking AK47. End of.

Seriously, I'm kidding. We have the same trouble with a roaming skanky flee ridden mog and water works the best for it. I launch a plastic cup full at it once in a blue moon when it tries to shit on the salad patch.

Fucking thing........

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 24/06/2010 21:54

Dib -an Omelette?

swallowedAfly · 24/06/2010 21:54

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wastingaway · 24/06/2010 21:55

I'm loving the super soaker idea. I think DS would find that amusing too.

Mouse, I'll swap boobs if you like. Mine are 40G.

DidEinsteinsMum · 24/06/2010 21:55

I feel you pain mouse. 30G is no fun either. Although was mightly impressesd tht could get a v pretty balconette from M&S in said size that fitting and was under £10

Sorry to go awol for the love fest was boiling jam. unfortunately i think DIB muxt has already borrowed my energy as I am knackered and going to bed. Despite having slept 10:30am-4pm today

Tons to sort out tomo. And need to be busy and about. Catch up soon?

LizzyLOU · 24/06/2010 21:56

Bella, you are Beyootiful as you are, gorgeous

Don't tell anyone, but I am drinking G&T, sod it!

I am in a size 14 pair of jeans, non-lycra and have done 2 bloody shreds today and have had nothing but bloody protein all this week and last.

My boobs were measured at 34gg, but I think they've shrunk recently. Anyway, Vinnys were far perkier than mine.

Bitch

Mouseface · 24/06/2010 21:58

Night DEM xx

VinegarTits · 24/06/2010 21:59

its because i put vinegar on them lizzy

BELLAvita · 24/06/2010 21:59

So are you Lizzy!

Mmmm G&T, I got some more tonics today, but think I will save mine till DH is away at the weekend. Has anyone tried Tanqueray 10 gin?

BELLAvita · 24/06/2010 22:01

G'night DEM

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 24/06/2010 22:02

Night DEM

VinegarTits · 24/06/2010 22:02

i cant afford brand name gin, it sounds posh bell, morrisons own is my usual tipple

LizzyLOU · 24/06/2010 22:02

No Bella, you are so bloody refined, have never even heard of it!

Vinny, ah, would Balsamic have same effect?

Have you all heard about how I took my 6 and 4 yr old into a sex/drug/dreamcatcher shop today??? Hmmmm

I am in shock!

So Gordons will have to do.

LizzyLOU · 24/06/2010 22:03

Oh, Night DEM
Sleep well oh industrious one x

Mouseface · 24/06/2010 22:03

OOOooo a G&T....

Not tried that Bella, is it nice?

I have a vody and diet lemonade made with real lemons and loaded with ice!!

Chink!

Mouseface · 24/06/2010 22:05

Lizzy - SPILL!!!!!

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 24/06/2010 22:05

I am being very virtuous and have a bottle of water.

BELLAvita · 24/06/2010 22:05

I did see your fb status Lizzy and had a giggle

I have told MrBella he cannot have that gin - tis too expensive, even more so than Bombay Sapphire.

Oh and Lizzy, refined I am not!

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