Shiney sHiney shIney shiNey shinEy shinY healthy eaters

[trilliaNastrA]

This is our gazillionth thread.

We are not quite as evil as some make out.

We try to lose weight, eat healthily, stuff like that.

Here is our mascot

I was just off to bed...when my helpful dh brought a glass of wine.

Oh well...

Well my cooking for the next five days will consist of seasoning and cooking some fish.

(I will do some carbs and veg for DC I promise)

I'm feeling a little tipsy, not sure if it was a good idea to finish the wine after a dinner of salad.

Chocolate is superior
To any man by far.
When you lust for a hunk
Instead have a chunk,
Of your favourite chocolate bar.

All men really care about
Is football and fast cars
Please don't drop your knickers
Chomp on a snickers
Or indulge in a King Sized Mars.

Night all. Hi DEM

Loving the limericks ladies. Sadly my poetry is like my art

Enjoy the wine DIB

Was about to say night DIB!

Hey DEM. How are you? I love the fact you're making jam. I am in awe of you.

I am having one more vody = three in total and pints of water in between then bed.

at Bitter being tipsy, tis why you are limericking your head off m'lady!!!

Fab bitter.......

Night Crispy xx

Night Crispy

Bitter had a little lamb,
She tied it to a pylon,
10,000 volts shot up it's bum
And turned it's wool to nylon!!!

You can teach your DCs that one if they don't already know it, surely Shineys!!

Bitter stood on a bridge one night,
Her legs were all a-quiver,
She gave a cough,
One leg fell off,
And floated down the river!!

Again, another safe one for the DCs??

Am I alone????????????

Night crispy.

A mouse is a creature much different from Mog.

One end booty, the other end snog.

Double, I fear I am just a tipsy gobby lady.

Wine finished and been-to-the-gum bod starting to get cold and stiff

Night all

I'm guessing I've scared everyone else off.

I blame Saf - she was the one that tempted me to lose lots of weight on the Dukan, and advised me to finish the wine off first.

Night DIB

No such luck madam, I'm here!!!

Brilliant poetry my dears! What a creative bunch we are.

I watched the John Lennon thing on the beeb.

I have seen Christopher Eccleston's penis.

I have the feeling I've seen it before.

Night all x

SAF!!! YAY!!!

Brilliant my dear..... welcome on board.

Oh dear

X posted again....

Are you two having a sleep over???

Hey Wasting..... you ok?? Did the cock scare you? Memories......

Eew, custard creams........ never a fan.

Coffee at this hour Double?? Will you sleep?

I'd be bouncing, oh wait, I am!!!