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Shiney sHiney shIney shiNey shinEy shinY healthy eaters

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trilliaNastrA · 22/06/2010 17:43

This is our gazillionth thread.

We are not quite as evil as some make out.

We try to lose weight, eat healthily, stuff like that.

Here is our mascot

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CrispyTheCrisp · 23/06/2010 21:56

Still reading the paperwork apparently Fanny

DreamsInBinary · 23/06/2010 21:58

Total feckers.

Hells - hope you are OK, and how wonderful that DD has supermodel tendancies!

Mouse - you must be reieved today is over!

at mean Bitter!

swallowedAfly · 23/06/2010 21:58

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Mouseface · 23/06/2010 22:02

Hey DIB, yes. Very. I hate the drive, I hate the waiting around and I hate them proding and poking DS and upsetting him. We had 3 of them at it today.

I've just calpoled him to sleep. He's been so restless. I'm in agony due to static positions in the car there and back.

Physio tomorrow, yikes!!

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 23/06/2010 22:02

DIB, I never claimed to be a nice person.

I went to post on the 'What is your best trait' thread earlier, you know what I came up with?

'Cats like me.'

Seriously, that is the only positive trait I can think of.

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 23/06/2010 22:07

And the end of KC has just had me in tears.

I am such a schmuck.

Mouse, sorry your day was so carp.

DreamsInBinary · 23/06/2010 22:08

Hahaha, you can add funny to that list, Bitter.

Mouseface · 23/06/2010 22:14

OK, not football themed but rude, ish.....

There once was a lady called Bitter

Who made all her Shiney friends titter

She loved cock and cake

But made the mistake

Of requesting a hot narna fritter!

Sorry, couldn't fit banana in, too many syllabels!!

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 23/06/2010 22:17

mouse!

DIB - funny ha ha, or funny perculiar?

DreamsInBinary · 23/06/2010 22:18

Both of course

Mouseface · 23/06/2010 22:19

Cripsy - so sorry your insurers are proving to be twats tough to deal with.

We are having the same issue with Tax Credits - I know I've posted about this before but - they owe us £7,500. Funny - our payment is in the high value department, being cheked.

What they (tax credits and your insurers) mean is, they're holding onto the cash for the interest they make on it for as long as possible.

Fuckers.

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 23/06/2010 22:24

Mouse posted about her tax credits
Though a fantastic post on the thread it
got lost in the fat
bunch of cock and cake chat
doesn't mean we forgot we had read it.

Sorry it's like an illness.

FiveGoMadInDorset · 23/06/2010 22:26

You are both so clever.

Mouseface · 23/06/2010 22:28

Brilliant!

Are we going to get to 59 all??!!!!!

Off I go again....... back in a mo...

DidEinsteinsMum · 23/06/2010 22:28

evening all.

I now have 9lb of strawberry jam sat on the side and almost another 15lb to come Second batch of strawbs on to soften.

Mouse sorry to hear that the receptionist was crap. Why is it that they are so crap? Its like trying to break into fort nox to get a message to a specialist sometimes.

how is everyone tonight?

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 23/06/2010 22:30

Ignore me DEM. I am being mean and I have limerick tourette's.

FiveGoMadInDorset · 23/06/2010 22:30

Dem I am in awe. I bow to you.

Oh forgot to say whacked on 5.5lbs over the last month but considering the amount of booze/food then i wasn't sucicidal. i am now a helper at my WW meetings, I did the sale table today.

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 23/06/2010 22:33

What's a sale table fanny?

DidEinsteinsMum · 23/06/2010 22:33

But fanny - you cook fab meals. We are all in awe of you cooking and there is a waiting list for moving in/being adopted by you

DreamsInBinary · 23/06/2010 22:34

I love limericks

Hey DEM - of your strawberry jam. Have you stopped itching yet?

I wish you were a helper at my WW, Fanny.

DreamsInBinary · 23/06/2010 22:35

True, DEM. There was a 'who is getting adopted by Fanny' discussion at The Meet. Lizzy won

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 23/06/2010 22:35

DEM, I think you'll find I am first in the queue, due to my fondness of cleaning.

Have you been to the rink lately? Or am I putting my foot in my mouth by asking?

FiveGoMadInDorset · 23/06/2010 22:35

Where thet sell the bars, scales cookery books etc.

Need to get my mojo back where cookery is concerened.

Mouseface · 23/06/2010 22:36

Bitter was once in a fix

As to serve up cream cake or hot dicks

The vicar she knew

Would enjoy one or two

But decided to play safe with a twix!!

Back atcha gorgeous!!

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