The Shiney Girls have been at it.....

[bellavita]

again

Bring on the Pornstars!!

Lots of cock and cake healthy eating and plenty of chat here....

Lizzy, you are a complete darling..do I tell you often enough how much I love you?

Dump DH and we will go and set up camp at Fanny's.

OI!

If you are setting up a ShineyFanny commune with the best legs (Mittz) and eyes (LL) on MN, then I want in

I need to find a job where I can work part-time, but get paid at least as much as I do now. Any clues?

And the bloody NEW shed is inches from where the fire was too.

SAF - hospital have just called back, we now have CCN (children's comm nurse) SALT and gastro doc all on the case. They want me to video him puking and get it to his Cons Paed ASAP.

They're getting a camera to me ASAP too so that's something positive at last.

I feel better now too for that giant rant, thanks xx

MrMouse has bollocked the builders who are now sulking.

I'm going to the pub!

WAG? Seems a bit full-time, though.

Electrician?

Builder?

Trills - high class hooker?

You have to video him puking? How bizarre!

Oohh, yes be a builder Trills, then you can come and do the work here for me instead the current ones - Bodgit & Scarper!!

Yes.. Lizzy's eyes just make you feel slightly naughty don't they?

Sounds good Trills... any motives behind a lifestyle change?

Trills - I really don't think that the docs believe me when I tell them just how upset and distressed DS gets when he's sick.

So, as I refuse to wait in a room on my own with him to puke on demand so someone may or may not be in said room when it happens, they have said I can record it at home and send it to them instead.

This means he can stay in his own environment, with his own toys etc and just go about his day. No pressure, no docs messing with him....... no performing seal....

We'll see what they do once they see how horrific it is for him.

Munchousen (?SP) I think SAF.

Munchausen by Proxy. (my mother is slightly that way inclined)

Have just made some fairycakes and some pink bubblegum tasting butter icing (slightly revolting but oddly addictive at the same time....)

Alice - yummy scrummy!!! The picture in my head looks delicious. DD would love me to make those for her!!!

See, I love the idea of them but don't like cake.

Are they for your DD, you or both?

SAF - why is you chilling, MNing and playing scrable with Alice being lazy?

What are you supposed to be doing?

Erm....Well, i feel like i am being A Good Mummy if we make cakes together, but then we both scoff them

SAF - i'm going......

If anyone starts a post about some bonkers woman having a meltdown in the Tesco car park & crying unctrollably into her handbag that would be they are referring too

Alice those cakes sound rather delightful, how did you make the bubblegum icing?

Trills aside from an "escort" I'm pretty stumped...

Mouse you ok now? Need a squidge? Hope your search for vodka is a success!

Bella, oh how I love you!

Alice - you're a fab mummy, cake making or not!!!!!

What happened Norma? Have 2 bottles of vodka as were on offer. Shan't be drinking both this week.........

SAF - just get the duster out and do a quick sweep of the lounge.

That'll do for today!

I'm praying for rain so the builders bugger off. I need to go secure the gaping hole they've left before tonight.

Can't even board it up as the washer and fridge are there.

Norma are you ok?

The icing is just butter icing but with pink Nesquick powder in. Looks the colour of germoline and tastes like hubba bubba. I have taken a pic of them (the mini ones) as i think they look pretty damn good (usually make something that looks like a toddler has done it single handedly)

I may get MrMouse to take photo's so you can all join with me in my whinging!!

The Ongoing Saga Of The Mouse House Project!!