The Shiney Girls have been at it.....

[bellavita]

again

Bring on the Pornstars!!

Lots of cock and cake healthy eating and plenty of chat here....

My plan is to stay at home as long as possible this time. The hospital kept wanting me in last time, but then sending me home again and backwards and forwards in the car i don't think really helped neither did a broken leg to be fair, although the all you can eat chinese buffet was an inspired idea

marking place to come back to for when you have finished discussing labour.

My head feels like it is about to explode but i got a bacon and egg sandwich in bed for breakfast. (mum helped ds with this one) Ds was so proud of himself for it. So feel i must ignore the pinano playing that is making my head explode with each beat.

Must go get up. School goes back tomo. Life restarts and I am a little blob of melted goo in the corner. Dsis and her bloke are here (uni students) as dsis ended up in a&E with allergic reaction to some new eye makeup. her bloke has basically borrowed Ds. I have been lazy but as ds didnt get up til 10am i can be forgiven for not being fully functioning right now.

Keeping smiling it will get better.

Morning Mucky bless DS making you breakfast. I imagine Ds is the sort of child that childless men think is wonderful. Can do all sorts of fun things with then give back to mum when he is overtired and hyper

Just had a lunch high in iron. Trying to be careful what i eat together really, so had pitta, houmous, apple, half a bag of crisps (yes i know it has no nutritional value) tropical juice with spatone in, then finished off DD's baked beans and just had a handful of Haribo.

SAF - i told you i was crap at scrabble i enjoy it though as it gets my brain working, like sudoko, rubbish at it, but feels like brain exercise

Mmm, sudoku. I was in the first Times Championship Sudoku competition. But didn't win, and was grouchy.

So far today I have eaten 2 slices toast and jam, three blocks of rocky road cske, one fairy cake and a huge salad. Def skipping WW.

I have been healty.

1 bacon and egg sandwich.
1 small glass diet coke.
2 mugs pinapple juice.

I have done nothing productive.

SaF, homestart is alos good.

WARNING - SERIOUSLY HORMONAL AND SELFISH RANT ALERT!! PLEASE FEEL FREE TO SKIP MY POST!!

Fucking builders. It's taken them all morning to remove 5 shitty windows and a roof made of tissue paper. Now they are stood around 'deciding' which bit of wall to knock down first. It's getting darker and darker here so I know my kitchen is going to get wet as they haven't made anything water tight. I have had it already and can expect another 6 fucking weeks of this bollocks.

AND they want to turn the power off, again, I've told them no, not until DS has had a nap.

DS is still really bad. Puked in his sleep AGAIN last night. I've been onto the hospital again and they are coming back to me. I am really struggling to cope with all of this at the moment.

I feel like I may explode in the wrong direction today - I hope not. I love MrMouse and DD and DS so much but I can feel the tension bubbling away beneath my skin. I'm very hormonal so keep crying for no bloody reason. I hate feeling like this.

I am so sorry for unloading all of this here but currently, there is no-one else to tell!!

RANT OVER. I WILL START A NEW POST ONCE I'VE CAUGHT UP

Right you lovely lot, off now back on Friday. Don't get into too much trouble without me.

Well, I am never drinking alcohol again, so how about bloody marys?

Oh Mouse, you rant away, better out than in.
Hope the hospital can come back with some ideas for your DS.

I am sooo with you on the no booze front, DIB. I look like Ive aged about 15yrs after Saturday night/morning.

Just eaten more prawns

Am cooking a humungous roast pork for the menfolk, but won't be able to have any. I was too hungover to do it yesterday.

Mouse i have some Dairy milk in the cupboard i can share

SAF - Vinny managed to get Fuck, Twat and Arse x2 in the other day - i was seriously impressed!

OMG - Now the builders have set fire to MrMouse veg patch where they'd dumped the rubble!!!!

He's gone balistic at them!! I'm staying out of the way. I might not be able to keep my mouth shut. They've ruined all of his hard work from this weekend.

They didn't even ask, they just lit it!!!!

Can anyone recommend a decent builder near Shrewsbury?

Awww.. not really here as working but Mouse, no wonder you are overwhelmed... builders sound like nobboids. I would be in serious stress zones if that was me.

I have has a KitKat, banana and a slice of bread.

Respect to those of you that drank and are functioning today! (to those that didn't go, I was sooo rock and roll that I sat at 1.30 in the morning in Manchester drinking the contents of the worlds biggest tea pot!! )

Extra (( )) xx for lovely mouse.

Yes Mittz, but you drank tea looking like an absolute Goddess, truly, you are spectacularly gorgeous and utterly lovely.

Ugh, roast is in on v low.

Raw meat is sooo nice when you feel delicate, innit?