The Shiney Girls have been at it.....

[bellavita]

again

Bring on the Pornstars!!

Lots of cock and cake healthy eating and plenty of chat here....

le Dukan est arrivé!

Whilst I bought it in the hope I would turn into look like Hells, I'd settle for Bonsoir...

Lizzy i am a footy bird too. Ds used to be totally dissinterested but has really taken a shine to the world cup. dss is obsessed with football and we are all Arsenal fans so its lovely watcing teh games together now.

Can't really join in the wee talk as DS was about 6 before he was dry at night and DD just decided one night that she didnt want to wear a nappy and that was that.

You're on, SAF. Thursday as in tomorrow?

The lovely Majorie from WW emailed me to say she had missed me at the meeting and was I OK. I reckon I'm 6lb over what I was so I am sticking my fingers in my ears and humming. Loudly.

Hey Bella . Did you change my number in your phone? Must berate Mycat on that one

Bella/DiB - MrCrisp is ok, but sulking . going for redressing at docs tomorrow. Hope they manage to redress his attitude . Meeting Fanny for lunch tomorrow and MyCat next thurs ]

Lizzy, i haven't sent you my email but will fb it to you

DEM we were nearly night trained, then regressed and nappies back on for some sleep and dry sheets. Just hope we haven't buggered our chances . She is not 4 till Nov so maybe then

Happy Dukanning girls. I would need more than luck with that diet!

Have done my Sainsbo's order for the BBQ - £160 and that doesn't include the food as i am getting a local company to come and do the actual BBQ

Is the 6 pound in your purse DIB - cos I is sure as sure it ain't on your body anywhere..

SAf/Dib you'll have to let me know how you get on.

Book is ordered, oatbran is purchased, but I've planned all my meals up until Tuesday.

If the book arrives before the weekend,I will start on Tuesday.

Change your number Crispy - All I know is I have sent you two txts and I thought I must have sent them to some random other person 'cos I never got a reply . Aww give MrCrispy a little rub from me, there there..... >

Oh, and I get the 'I was meant to have boys' thing - that was totally me until I had DD.

Guess I'm lucky I have one of each, but it's weird I am a totally different parent to each of them, I relate to them totally differently.

Does anyone else have both or is it just me?

LOL we discussed it on Sat lunchtime Bella and you checked your phone but didn't change it IIRC. Those two pornstars must have been strong

x posts double

Do you find you relate to them differently?

I assumed with DS that I didn't get his thought process because I was a first time Mum, but I don't know, I feel like I understand DD better because I was a little girl once.

Mind you who knows what goes on in the little man's brain, he is definitely one of a kind!

Crispy - numbers wrong way round... yay I remember - I have just looked at your number and it clicked! >

Evening, tis me, Mouseface.....

Gosh, I missed lots....

Portia - glad you're happier now you gorgeous girl you!!

Vinny - you need to up the amp in your fuse box, your ring main can't cope with an additional appliance - microwave - along with everything else you have on so trips the lot. Needs to be about 30 amp/240V for the downstairs to cope.

SAF - have you fb'd me your address for the druggage?

Mittz - name your price. Whatever it takes, it's yours!! I may be in jail by the end of the summer.

Bella - ah, lovely Bella. I HAVE MY WASHING MACHINE BACK IN FULL WORKING ORDER!!!!!!!!!!!

Double - yay for short hair - pics please and make sure you have it uber sexy and cropped.

Gigi - I love you. Can I move in with you for about six weeks please? Seriously, that joke made me howl!!! I thought 'where is she going with this first line'....... very good!

DEM - oh dear!

Anyone heard from Norma?

OOooo, we had a Tigga visit......

And were is that link to the thread that rattled you Protia, you know we all need it to defend the honour of a shiney one!!!!

LOL BElla, my turn to be . Think it is sorted in mine and your phones

ds and i am very much alike except for 2 things. his hoobies include fishing and golf and he is a boy. We think similarly so it is much easier to figure him out thank fuck, cos i'd be screwed other wise. But he is a genius child and is planning an experiment to test the growth conditions needed for plants. A little bit of guidance but very very minimal. I am going to have to be uber parent until glasses are found uber parenting is exhausting.

Right back to ironing.

He's just scarily clever, but doesn't really have the attention span to do anything with his intelligence, if that makes sense.

He loves reading, but after a short story wants to change to the next and the next.

Plus he's so physical always running skipping climbing jumping.

Add the stream of conciousness that comes out of his mouth every second of every day and he is just so fraustrating.

Sorry bit of a rant - long day + pmt.

i want my dukan book to hurry up and arrive

Me too Vinny