The Shiney Girls have been at it.....

[bellavita]

again

Bring on the Pornstars!!

Lots of cock and cake healthy eating and plenty of chat here....

Oh, mine was big enough to share, DEM!

Am knackered after reading that list.

Perhaps it was just watching us - you came out in sympathy DEM.

I think i am going to head to bed. I am shattered and have a manic day tomo.

school run
shops
hospital
shopping in big town
jam making
more gradening
2 bags to finish off making
ds' reading
check pe pumps and buy bigger
ironing
more washing
more folding
sock pairing
Laundry away
Complaint letters to write
Bath cleaning
Hair cutting (ds')
Playground (possible but not certain)
More email sorting
and of course at some point in time mning.

so wishing you a lovely evening and goodnight!

G'night DEM x

Evening, tis me, Mouseface.

I might still be talking to Bella and Portia. Maybe!?!

How are you all, those who are still up???

What have I missed watchng the CSI season finale! Wow, super drama!!

And the video recorder arrived today so I now have to film DS in major distress and puking - hmm, great!

I'm going to go get a vody whilst I catch up xx

thanks for your txt Mouse.

Helloooo

Anyone still about? I am back from work, did you miss me?

Saf - oatbran - £1.09, aisle 14 opposite the Coco Pops, happy to be of service.

did a quick scroll - New family is for current job. new role is just casual sessional work and running the parenting course...but that will be a while before it starts.

I got a case of the new appletisers for the MN testing thing. very impressed. the mango manderine and apple goes very nicely with vodka

quick vote.

do you think my fanjola is cured enough to have a go at some rumpy? Its been 2 weeks now and i am, quite frankly, desperate.

i can barely walk past the greengrocers without getting turned on.

worth the risk or not?

Gigi - does it feel normal down there? I would go with your gut instict - maybe take it steady, no thrusting as it were.....

Hey Bitter

Not sure, Gigi, last time I had fanjo surgery I had to wait a month...

...on the other hand, childbirth is pretty bloody traumatic and they don't make you wait after that.

It depends whether we are talking runner bean or giant marrow, I think.

Gigi - TBH I'd be glad of an excuse not to do it, but I agree with bella, maybe take it slowly though?

hmm. somewhere between cucumber and a butternut squash

I wasn't planning on a 4 hour session of reverse cowboy and tornado with a smattering of butterfly and cradle.
bu a bit of soft and slow.

ya know, marriage sex

everything feels ok. its only the tiredness and constant nausea that im still suffering with. fanjolina seems pretty keen to join in again. woke up rather erm...well. you know. this morning

You mean there is such a thing as marriage sex

well im about to find out. If he's been a good boy then he's got two weeks worth of waiting to get out of his system too so it shouldn't be too much of a marathon.

if it all goes wrong i will tell Dr that mumsnet made me do it.

Yeah blame mumsnet, always a good excuse that one

Portia - oooohhh, pure smut and I love it

Gigi - I'd say the same as Bella, if it 'feels' ok down there then go for it. But be careful. Your Furry Front Bottom is V delicate, take it easy babe..............

Portia - is this gonna be your full-time name for a while now??? I think it suits you - uber sexy yet chic and classy. Nice.

gigi - you had your stitches out yet? If not i'd wait.

I am going to haveto start to take bets on when the tank is going to die. sometimes it takes 6 attempts to boot. on button is failing. Othertimes it just doesnt recognise keyboard hotkeying and fails to shut down. sigh. I like this lappy. I dont wnt it to die.

Gigig can't you just get some oral for you and he can wait for a few more weeks??

Did I just see Double back? If so were you drunk earlier Double or having a breakdown?? (prays drunk else that post could look a little unfeeling)

DEM My day went like this:

dd in at 5am, dp fed baby took dd to school, dd2 slept next to me till 11. Went downstairs, feed/changed baby while watching skyplused jk, then skyplused trisha. sewed brooch, fed/changed baby again circa every 2 hours, introduced baby to electronic dog, watched various crime programs, put load of washing on. DP and DD arrive home, mn, dp makes dinner for all, takes washing out and dries, puts new load on, puts dd to bed, i mn. 11 - i come up to bed, dp does bottles, looks after baby, gets uniform ready for dd tomorrow. yawn im tired now