The shiney people are so bright..you gotta wear shades!

[MitsubishiWarrioress]

...best I can do as I am so sleep deprived...

I am Mitts and myself and this bunch of reprobates are trying to eat more healthily, drink MORE WATER (ladeees!).. exercise a bit.. losing weight is the goal of some of us, others are just treating our bodies like the temples they deserve to be... om om ommmmm!

I've got a little 'girl crush' on Crispy and I miss her when she isn't here..

I love salad cream!

Shiney, what did you have for tea?

I am on a champagne mission tomorrow - the nice supermarket man has told me there is a good offer on in one of their bigger stores - he rang me bless him after I flagged him down in the drinks section a couple of weeks ago. He took my number and said he would call... and he did!!

Evening. I'm wasting, blah blah blah....

Hello MrsW!

Blimey Yank, hope he's alright.

Shiney, that's brilliant! One could get up to such mischief with a stack of headed notepaper.

My voice is coming back finally, I have scabby finger medicine, I have washed the pots I think DS is asleep and it's Flash Forward/Glee night.
Starting to feel human.

Oh God, mental images of gimp masks

Egypt. The lying-in-the-sun part, not the cultural part.

Shiney's 'young and vibrant' is she?

Evening

Half and half at Jushi

Mitts, I miss Sazz too!

Went to WW and over the last three weeks I have lost...

...ONE POUND.

I am seriously shit at this weight-loss stuff

Oooh get you with your stir fry!

Very nice Trills

I had bran flakes for dinner

DIB tis better then gaining a pound

DIB - one pound OFF is better than on! Well done.

Where is Crispy anyway?

Shall I tell you about my mother's antics?

Bella, spill

Have a good run Shiney,

What did she do Bella?

Well done DIB, it's all progress.

Where's the Crispy one?

. you sound a bit brighter little lady!

Someone actually argued with me when I told them I was 40. (thought I was younger. Like you'd up your age for any reason. It would be flattering but I was bemused that they wouldn't accept it!

g'wan Bella...

Her and my dad arrive on Sat afternoon and pull onto the drive. My mum is errr quite a large lady but only 5ft. She gets out of the car and bearing in mind people are out and about and doing their gardens and such like - which she fails to notice she hoists her dress up around her armpits and says her underskirt has ridden up and she needs to pull it down - she then proceeds to tell the whole world that her dress is coming off and she needs to take the wires out of her bra as they are digging in........ which leads me on to the tale she told over lunch yesterday....

A couple of weeks ago she goes and gets measured in M&S. The lady tells my mum the size. My mum asks her to check her again... she tells the bra lady that if she thinks she is wearing that size bra and even more horror if she thinks she is going to hang the bloody thing out on the line for all and sundry to see the hammock she has to wear, she has another thing coming and tells the bra lady to get her the next size down and she will take two!! And my mother wonders why on every visit to my house she feels the need to undress the minute she walks in.

Evening everyone.

Today I have eaten

Bagel and sliced cherry tomatoes - 3pts
Banana - 2pts
Pears x 2 - 2pts
Small tangarine - 1/2pt
Mixed salad box thingy - 5pts
2small bits cake - 5pts (oops)
Pasta & Pesto - 8pts

So total of 25pts. Bugger 3pts over! Would have been spot on but for the cake.

I think I might have clawed back a couple of points with an 45min walk at lunch time so possibly on 1 - 2pts over.

I may also lose some of the pointage when I throw up at the JuShi Lurrvvvveee . Only kidding, new love lust is lovely.

DIB, a lb off is better than on.

Yank, poor you and DS, Get yourselfs some Seven Seas or Minadex tonic and mainline it!

Shiney, at the yr 5's in Viking dress, that is fantastic. is the face I would have pulled at the abscess man. YUK!

Hello wasting!

Shiney - I'm very concerned. This behaviour really isn't like you at all! Are you starry eyed? In lurrvveee????

Mitts - Crispy is simpley lovely, I don't blame you one bit for your girl crush

And Yank, hope XH is OK.

Bella, your mum sounds a handfull, in more ways than one.