The shiney people are so bright..you gotta wear shades!

[MitsubishiWarrioress]

...best I can do as I am so sleep deprived...

I am Mitts and myself and this bunch of reprobates are trying to eat more healthily, drink MORE WATER (ladeees!).. exercise a bit.. losing weight is the goal of some of us, others are just treating our bodies like the temples they deserve to be... om om ommmmm!

Evening all,

I am typing with my nose as I'm sitting on my hands to try & stop myself eating as I have hit my points total for the day

Hello JuJusDad

I wondered if you were 'someone's' boyfriend...and Bella's just confirmed it for me

Ewwww Shiney that's gross, he sounds like a right charmer. Tell him to keep his absessed mouth to himself

Shiney, could say you're crapola in the sack, that'd be worse!

Shiney is lovely, and a great girlfriend.

True, though...

Saf, You know I'm the 31 year old you met, not the 16m old.

I'm fabulous in bed... I can sleep for hours!

Shiney I'm rather concerned by your mushiness of late What has come over you....actually don't answer that

he just might

Shiney's probably refreshing the page every 2 nano seconds to see if he replies or not

I'm a great shag.

Will you still be this soppy when I get back?

Feeling optimistic that we might get to go away, but if the wind changes...

Thought you guys were chaste until date 4006 or summat?

Trills, what time do you fly?

Where you off to Trills?

As you were, ladies.

Norma - I'm eating salad cream, can wenot err 'go down' that route

DD has come back and said actually those 2 kids did kick her but she told the teacher they didn't because the teacher said they didn't and you must always believe the teacher So now I'm going into the school tomorrow. Nice. Any ideas how to talk to a teacher you can't FUCKING STAND??! Sorry, my anger issues coming through there

JuJusShine - I keep scanning the relationships threads to see if either of you have namechanged and posted, there was one the other day I thought was you J, 'Please help, my young and vibrant girlfriend wants it ALL the time, I just can't keep up'