The shiney people are so bright..you gotta wear shades!

[MitsubishiWarrioress]

...best I can do as I am so sleep deprived...

I am Mitts and myself and this bunch of reprobates are trying to eat more healthily, drink MORE WATER (ladeees!).. exercise a bit.. losing weight is the goal of some of us, others are just treating our bodies like the temples they deserve to be... om om ommmmm!

Oh Yank So sorry that you are dealing with difficult times at the moment.

I'm sorry MrsW, I bow to your expert parenting often, but Vagina it is, I will explain Vulva and clitoris at a later date

The never say it anyway, they are just bemused that I am lacking a male appendage, or cock. They are obsessed with tits, however.

sorry yank - x post Things must surely be getting better soon for you I hope you are taking good care of yourself - as you seem to be worrying about everyone else

Bless you norma

We say woo-woo & dinkle though cannot for the life of me think where or why woo-woo came from DH taught DD 'boobaloobas' which always make me chuckle

DD often says girlie bits too though, she's most disgruntled that DS has a dinkle & she doesn't!

right am offskies. catch you lot tomo. Try not to get up to too much trouble.

DD is adamant that we do have willies .. always a silver lining for that one

Ah, well, having four girls, whatever term we use must be able to be used a lot!

But haha at bowing to my expert parenting

MrsW, I say it often enough, I think you rock as a Mother/Home Edder!
Completely.

We used to say Fimmy and Pippy, I still remember being a totally naive 13 yr old (when some of my mates were shagging) and using those words and the utter ridicule I got. So I am trying to be a bit scientific about the whole shebang. In case they are nerdy teens like me and DH were, the signs are there, they are obsessed with model railways

Evening all.

Yank, hope the doctor puts in an appearance soon

Norma - You lovely!

Saf, I agree it's so difficult, when we found out that dd was a dd I did wonder what we would call her bits.

Luckily, DS solved the problem for us.

Yank, I am so sorry about xh , but how wonderful of the lovely Norma to send flowers and a gift for DS. >

MrsW -- hello! >

I have really let myself down today. I was bloody starving at work - was waiting till I got home for lunch of scrambled eggs. I walked through the door and stuffed down two slices of gorgeous M&S bread spread thickly with butter (small slices), two choc hobnob biscuits and a handful of doritos then I had the scrambled eggs.. I made a 3.5 point recipe for tea to cut back on what I had.

Hello.

Yank you're a bloody star for looking after XMIL, hope the doctor can give them something soon.

Norma is super lovely.

I think vulva is the most accurate technical description for the 'front bottom' as it's the whole outside bit that's being referred to. Not that I can bring myself to say vulva.
Anyone seen Spaced?

at quote of the day saf !

I don't know how he came up with it, I think it may have been an almalgamation of mummy-winkie.

Evening all

Yank, i can't believe you have yet more on your plate with XDH , but lovely that you can still help MIL out . Hope your hearing returns soon and don't worry about the work thing, they are just bullying. keep notes and your head down in Wigan and you'll be fine

Alice - hope you are resting up and no more big BH. Have they given you steroid injections for baby in case of prem labour? I was on bedrest with someone to accompany me at all times from 31 weeks. Very frustrating and i was lucky it was with DD1 so no-one else to worry about. Fingers x'd things calm down

Lizzy, can you take a breather from your business? How would your partner feel if you pulled out? Would it kick him up the arse to actually listen to your concerns?

SAF - Re the flat, i thought if you haven't exchanged you can pull out anytime. Not sure if this is what you want?

Sorry to hear of weight gains Bella, Lizzy and Norma. I have been fluctuating a lot but actually keeping to a fairly steady base level. Hope yours drops off too

Jet - go for the glasses. If like me you wear them every day then it is definitely a worthwhile investment. As someone else said, the confidence bit is massive

Mitts - poor, poor DD. I too want my DD's to 'get it out of the way' but i do fear for a horrific dose like you are having to deal with . Is there a similar thing for artists as Etsy?

I had a bit of a wobble yesterday when i finally left work, seeing people all chatting in the sunshine with friends. had a big yearning to go and see my old friends in Surrey and drink wine. So a call to DH, my CM, local friend and old friends and i had set up childcare, lift to preschool and a night away for me. Hopped in the car in Bristol at 4.45 and was in the pub at 7.15 in Surrey . We even won the pub quiz . Back home this morning feeling much rejuvenated

Sorry to everyone anyone i have missed

yank - well done for being a rock to PILs in their time of need, hope tomorrow brings some better news

lizzy - re:business - would it be feasible for partner to leave the client contact to you, and for him to concentrate more on erm other stuff (such as still contributing financially...)

crispy - well done for making that night away happen, it's so easy to get bogged down in all the practical reasons not to do fun stuff.

Crispy > welcome back!! Glad you had a lovely evening last night.

Shiney, have missed ya!