The shiney people are so bright..you gotta wear shades!

[MitsubishiWarrioress]

...best I can do as I am so sleep deprived...

I am Mitts and myself and this bunch of reprobates are trying to eat more healthily, drink MORE WATER (ladeees!).. exercise a bit.. losing weight is the goal of some of us, others are just treating our bodies like the temples they deserve to be... om om ommmmm!

Lizzy - lol at the hairy minge of doom story. definitely TMI about friend. thanks bella, iggie and saf for being sympathetic last night about my job related wibbling.

vinny - at least fell walking reduces the wardrobe option angst - I doubt manolo blahnik have brought out suitable hiking boots just yet....

Afternoon!

Loving Saf's juxtaposition of minge and lawn maintenance.

Also loving Bitter being Saf's tesco information service.

Vinny, sounds good.

Glad she's a bit better Mitts.

Double, start again.

Welcome back Iggi!

Oy Bitter, thems me shoes!

Been busy. Was doing a test thingy last night and this morning the NN came to do DS 2 year review and now he's bloody whinging because he's not slept.
May be back later. Bye!

I am physically cluthing my stomach laughing, Lizzy I still giggle at your friend & her hairy muff it must have been really bad for him not to want to see her again!

I now have an image of Vinny with her landing strip all lit up & little men waving those red ping pong bat things about

When I had my EMCS with DS I remember feeling really proud when the MW yelled 'It's ok she doesn't need shaving' - I was high as a kite at the time but I remember saying 'Oh good have I kept it neat?'

Wasting, you obviously have impeccable taste

at Norma.

ROIGHT, enough muff chatter, this is a healthy eating/diet thread!

So, been to the gym, feel better for it and the fat wobbler felt effective this time, it hasn't for a while. Going to have a frittata for dinner, cunningly leaving out the potato (DH can have wedges), so just an omelette, but fritatta sounds more exotic.

Do you think Vinny's landing strip will be affected by the volcanic ash?

Lizzy, 'muff chatter' very good!

'Do you think Vinny's landing strip will be affected by the volcanic ash?'

She could have a little tanoid in her belly button..

''would passenger now waiting to fly high with the Vinny airlines, please fasten their seatbelts as we are expecting a bumpy ride due to volcanic ejaculations eruptions!''

Mitts, stop it! DS1 has just asked why I am laughing (and my coffee came out of my nose, ouch!) I can hardly explain it to a 6yr old, can I?

I say Vagina
Because I don't like the baby names for it, they never use it. They just constantly ask why I haven't got a willy. Lke I must be jealous or something

If they ever call it anything they say "Gina", have no idea why.

When I was growing up we called it "fimmy", I just couldn't bring myself to do it to them.

We are Gina obsessed today

Hairy Mary

Hairy Mary full of....

Yep, see your problem Double

I have just had a reet good chuckle catching up with the thread

Saf, it's 'Minky' in our house, no idea why, DS came up with it

Now I like "Minky"!

Though if they watch a nature programme and there is a Minke Whale on (pronounced the same), they could go all of a fluster

We call DD's her 'tushy' but only because she came up with the name herself.

and the subject has the potential to go much lower SaF .

Sorry no time for a read, gotta clean the house as xMIL is coming to stay tonight. xFIL has to go back down south, xSIL went back last night.

Poor xMIL, she has been crying all day. XH opened his eyes and smiled at her last night but hasn't been very responsive today. They STILL haven't gotten to talk to a bloody doctor after two days.

Just came on to say a huge thank you to Norma, sneaky lady! A gorgeous bunch of flowers and a little teddy bear for DS just arrived a few minutes ago.

try to be back later

see what i miss when i try to do some essay type stuff - have been giggling for asges

Oh Yank, I hope exPIL's get some answers soon. Poor you, you have so much on your plate.
Thinking of you x

In answer to your question saf:
boys have willys, girls have baby holes. Wanted to call pennis and vagina but not deemed appropriate by the nursery so modified it a little.

Although, this morning ds sat up and annouched "look mummy, my willy is a tower" seems like he has discovered the male morning happiness affliction then. He was astounded by it. I had to try very hard to keep a straight face.

He has also become fixated by death again and was driving me mad about a song with the word heaven in it. In the end, having explained the difference between religous heaven, and heaven as a concept of pleasure, i said "X, it is not a song about death it is a song about sex and relationships" "oh, Yuck!"

sorry x-post yank. Hope they get some answers soon, though i suppose it is hard then the medical profession have none and it is a case of wait and see. U are an amazingly lady to look after your x-mil like this. especially considering everything else that is going on!

Yank really hope they get to see the doctor soon, that's disgusting they haven't seen him yet! You are doing a wonderful thing being so kind to your XMIL, so pleased you got the flowers & teddy ok you've just had such a crap time of late thought you both deserved a little cheering up!

You can't call them vaginas, unless you're only referring to the vagina! I hate the whole 'waht do you call them' issue. We've somehow fallen into using the the totally hideous term, 'front bottom'. I think we need to get them using something else, but I can't think what! Fanny? Girly bits? I wish they were boys in this respect!

DEM - that your nursery didn't let you use the actual names for them! Hardly as if you were saying cock and cunt!

TBH MrsW doesnt surprise me as it is the same nursery i had to remove him from as they did psychological damage. WHich i am still dealing with but hey ho...

Still sniggering at ds' comments today they have made me smile. Someone chuck some spare painkillers!