The shiney people are so bright..you gotta wear shades!

[MitsubishiWarrioress]

...best I can do as I am so sleep deprived...

I am Mitts and myself and this bunch of reprobates are trying to eat more healthily, drink MORE WATER (ladeees!).. exercise a bit.. losing weight is the goal of some of us, others are just treating our bodies like the temples they deserve to be... om om ommmmm!

I still sort of wince in shame on behalf of your poor friend Lizzy! That is so awful (and the fact he told your DH as well!)

Jet how exciting about the clothes...looking forward to seeing them in June!

Mitts...I love my domestic goddess link...though I should pass it to Lizzy now who is a veritable whirlwind today!

Mitts (again!)...I have some Hedrin here. I know getting out with DD must be tricky...do you want me to post it to you?

SAF at morning campari and tonic.

And most importantly....Vinny's going on a date...how fab!

I just spoke to lovely Nanny who may have to have a heart op (not a very serious one apparently). She is out of hospital now but on heavy meds. She wants to come round later to see DD as she's missed her. I'm so unsure what to do about pay. It's not a formal arrangement...but I don't want her to be out of pocket...equally if it's some time till the op and I need to get someone else in temporarily I can't afford to give her sick pay and pay someone else iyswim. Will have to talk it through with her.

oh dear Lizzy

one time me and my best friend were going out with two guys who were mates, my guy told his mate i had 'a landing strip'
and his mate then told my mate, next time i saw her, she said 'fgs i wish id have know you trimmed your minge, i didnt know it was the done thing, i feel like a hairy muffer '

i think her guy was actually throwing hints for her to shave it by telling her about my landing strip, she got down there with a razor pronto

i was a bit about them discussing our hairiness though

but i cant talk because me and my mate did discuss thier ahem...sizes

Hells i am sure lovely nanny will understand about not getting sick pay

Mitts i must have missed that you have little visitors, i hope you manage to eliminate the pesky little blighters soon, what a bloody nuisance

Laundry is on, DD is De-oranged and Tesco shop is delivered.

My new shoes have just arrived!

When I looked for a link to show you I realised someone has already linked to them on this thread, Yank maybe?

here

Ordered, not delivered.

SAF, he said that he woke up to her "doing stuff" to him, he thought wierd stuff.
He was v drunk when he told DH, DH didn't know where to put himself to be honest.
I got all paranoid afterwards and kept asking if I had a hairiness problem. DH confirmed that I do not and no, he would never discuss the hirsuteness (is that a word?) or otherwise of my front bum

Mitts, hope DD is OK, the pox on it's own is uncomfortable enough, Lord knows.
DS2 is having trouble walking as he has one on the back of his knee which he has scratched and he can't bend it.

Lizzy please stop - I'm still wincing for your poor friend ...DH would love to be woken up to err (I just shout at him in the morning - I am always always in a bad mood - usually because he's kept me awake with snoring!!). I can't imagine what she could have been doing that was totally weird? Is this friend of DH's a bit of a prude?

This is just it, Hells, no he isn't at all. In fact since his wife ran off he has "put it about a bit", I am thinking it could be bum-related He is very messed up after his divorce, but always tells DH how lucky he is and how he wants to settle down.

The thing is, my friend is gorgeous, intelligent, successful, well travelled, kind and funny. They seemed a dream match.

She keeps asking if DH knows why, but I can't let her know that he is now privy to what her ladybits look like and that she is perhaps a bit racy in the sack, can I?

Oh goodness! What a nightmare. The hairy fanjo thing is tricky though isn't it? A lot of chaps would be a bit too if it was down to the knees!

I'm trying desperately to think of a way you could engineer a conversation to discuss dipilation (sp?)...and give a few helpful suggestions! Err??? Perhaps you could say you just found a great waxing place recently or something like that? And when she says 'oh I never do that' you could say something like 'oh I didn't used to but an old boyfriend much preferred it when I did - I think it matters to them'...maybe she'd get the hint?! Oh don't know. I'm stuck

Better go...I have a day of ferrying everyone around today (DS has guitar lesson so DD and I have to wonder the streets of clerkenwell while he does!). See you all later.

'50 mins mowing the front lawn' was that a euphemism SAF after our 'landing strip' discussions

Right must go...just couldn't resist.

at Hells and Mitts

SAF, he is a lovely guy, until it is becoming clear, women are involved (I don't count, natch) his ex-wife really messed him up I think.

Right I really should exercise but I have blocked nose and a bad cough. I can't really go for a run, perhaps go to gym and do some cross training and weights and then fat wobbler? I was like this on Monday and still managed Spinning???

oh i am pmsl at 'stealth bombers using my runway'

I can understand how he feels Lizzy. I am a real mess where men are concerned. It is like I am made of soap (wet) and the thought of getting close to someone makes me plip away.

well... at least if I am going to fantasize it might as well be something worth putting a smile on my face Vinny

wonkification has a lot to answer for SaF...

It makes me cross sometimes that so little credence (esp on MN) is given to the fact that maybe sometimes men screw up because they were screwed up.