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The shiney people are so bright..you gotta wear shades!

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MitsubishiWarrioress · 17/05/2010 16:28

...best I can do as I am so sleep deprived...

I am Mitts and myself and this bunch of reprobates are trying to eat more healthily, drink MORE WATER (ladeees!).. exercise a bit.. losing weight is the goal of some of us, others are just treating our bodies like the temples they deserve to be... om om ommmmm!

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jetcat · 19/05/2010 11:06

thanks Lizzy

Vinny - i had on an old t shirt yesterday while playing in the garden with mini - twas a size 30/32 I keep forgetting that i am not that big anymore

jetcat · 19/05/2010 11:07

a date?? spill......

Iggisfulloftayto · 19/05/2010 11:12

My date antennae have just picked up mention of a date?
Spill!

Iggisfulloftayto · 19/05/2010 11:13

Ooh jet we are twins [grins]

VinegarTits · 19/05/2010 11:14

He is a friend, i say that because i have 'known' him for years, via the net, started chatting to him years back on a dating site, lost touch for a while, then last year i meet him for coffee, then lost touch again (both too busy to arrange another date)

been chatting again lately and have arranged to go for a nice Fell walk on Sat avo (he lives in the Lakes) then he is going to cook me dinner

He is a nice guy, not sure if it will lead to anything as both seem to be so busy, he works shifts and i only get up to the lakes at weekends, but you never know....

MrsDerrenBrown · 19/05/2010 11:16

MOrning all

Derren Brown is gay?????

Does that mean I have to take him off my laminated top 5?

VinegarTits · 19/05/2010 11:17

because i have known him so long, it feels more like friends meeting up than a date, so i am not even nervous (she says)

MrsDerrenBrown · 19/05/2010 11:20

Vinny!!! Exciting!

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VinegarTits · 19/05/2010 11:58

im the opposite saf, those wraps dont fill me up, i can have 3 slices of bread on WW and its the same points as 1 wrap

Yes could work out, good looking intellignet men are very sparce up in the lakes, its full of country bumpkins and farmers

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jetcat · 19/05/2010 12:04

have a lovely time vinny - how romantic - a lovely fell walk in the lakes

VinegarTits · 19/05/2010 12:06

The Lakes is beautiful, i think there is a pic on my profile of lake windermere

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 19/05/2010 12:16

Ooh, vinny, a date, how exiting!

Saf, you old lush, it's a date

NormaSknockers · 19/05/2010 12:34

Just dashing in quickly, busy day! Hope everyone's ok, Vinny a date how exciting! Be sure to shave your legs & wear matching undies - by being prepared for it lessons the chance of tumbling into bed on the first date but also means you're prepared if you do

Sorry. I'll go now!

Lizzylou · 19/05/2010 12:40

Have sorted boys clothes out and put their stuff away, now to do mine and DH's...
Then run at 2pm.

Vinny, how exciting, I back up Norma's advice to shave legs and wear matching undies. Can I also remind you of my friend's ridiculously hairy minge debacle? So ummm, get the immac out as well

NormaSknockers · 19/05/2010 12:43

Lizzy that just made me snort tea up my nose

VinegarTits · 19/05/2010 12:46

oh i will be shaving all my hairy bits (always do, i like to be neat) and will exfoliate and moisturise, bleach my tash, pluck my eyebrows, cut my toe nails etc etc

Not planning on tumbling into bed mind, im not easy you know! but just in case

VinegarTits · 19/05/2010 12:47

please tell me about the hairy minge debacle?

Lizzylou · 19/05/2010 12:58

Vinny, it was when DH and I set up two of our mates and DH's mate said that my mate had the hairiest muff ever, he said it was down to her knees practically.
Said it hindered stuff.

He never saw her again.

I have had to see her and not say anything, when I was dying to say "FGS groom your minge!". One day I'll have too much wine and it'll all come out...

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 19/05/2010 13:00

Lizzy, sorry but at that story!

I have had beans on toast for lunch. Not sure it was a good idea to give DD the same, she currently looks like an oompa loompah!

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