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Put some SHINE in your life. . .

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YanknCock · 30/04/2010 20:32

Sorry for crap title, my first time

Roundup of today:

shiney, hope you and J have a wonderful weekend together.

Queen, yuck. I hated nearly every minute of my pregnancy. Seriously, if you search my name from about Jan-Aug 2009, it will all be me moaning about how much it sucks. Sympathy for you from another hyperemesis sufferer.

DIB, my stomach leapt a bit reading about your DS, how scary! Glad he seems to be ok.

Alice, your DS is very curled up in there and you've got a ways to go (sorry!) so wouldn't worry about bump size at all.

VT, I think you should prepare for the camping by ceasing all ironing now

BOF, what the hospital appt for? You ok? Hope you feel better!

ABF, hello and welcome! I also think of Carry On films when I see ding dong, DH has forced me to watch them as part of my education on what it means to be British

DI, I am jealous. Tell me next time it is 'dress like a pirate day'.

SAF, my mom believed in benign neglect and got two very self-reliant and capable children. I don't go for doorstop selling of anything, I have a very comprehensive sign that seems to be keeping people away and stuff out of the letterbox.

bitter, I'm sorry, but at your DS being a bottom-flasher!

GetOrf, so giving up diet coke makes you lose weight? Might have to try that one!

bella, glad the cake situation was sorted. I am jealous, I want ducks to come to my house. We just have the neighbourhood cat who leaves us dead stuff [boak]

Goober, yay for another pound off!

korma, flylady is the way forward.

Sazz, that doesn't sound too bad, 4lbs can come off in two weeks. Good job on all the exercise.

Jet, hello! You just reminded me to check my BMI, and I have JUST graduated from 'Morbidly Obese' to merely 'Obese'! Hooray!

Mitts, at least she is your XMIL

hells, good luck with the nits

ScreaminEagle, I'm another who joined late (though it's been nearly 6 months now!).

Norma, hope your DS's finger is ok!

Defluff, at 'yo homies' I feel 12 again.

Went to pick up DS at nursery today and was alerted to the possibility he may be developing chicken pox!! ARrggggghhhhhhhhhhhh I really really hope not, I've only been back at work a week!

My luck is seriously shit. On the positive side the nursery worker thought if he had it the spots would be showing up faster instead of the very gradual increase over the day. So either he doesn't have it and has some weird other rash thing, or he has a mild case, or it will be turning up with a vengence tomorrow.

Either way, it is wine o'clock, DH is going to Spar now to fetch some in.

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YanknCock · 01/05/2010 00:28

DH, aka MrCock, aka DrCock is sleeping on the sofa.....he needs a haircut, will someone remind me in the morning? (I cut his hair)

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 01/05/2010 00:29

That's funny Yank, I have a DH who is a MrCock as well, especially when he's snoring

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 01/05/2010 00:32

Nah, your alright saf, I'm the same.

DS used to know that my Diet Coke was as off limits to him as my wine.

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 01/05/2010 00:33

Good idea double,

You could put it on the DC's bill

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 01/05/2010 00:42

Right you lovely lot, I'm off to bed.

Feels like this thread has got it's mojo back.

Saf, I'm glad you stayed up for a drink, I really mean that.

Yank, remember to cut MrCock's hair. (not a euphemism)

Hmm, I may make that my catchphrase

Night all.

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YanknCock · 01/05/2010 00:48

me too, my bottle o wine is nearly done.

saf, is your bag finished? have you milked the last out of it?

going to wake up MrCock and drag him up to bed

any attempts at nookie will be soundly rejected as it is too late and I'm too old and too drunk

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YanknCock · 01/05/2010 00:59

Night all!

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NormaSknockers · 01/05/2010 07:53

Morning all,

We all ok?

Tea? to dunk anyone?

VinegarTits · 01/05/2010 07:55

Morning Norma

I have lost another 2 lb this week and i didnt expect to loose anything as the martians have landed

what did i miss last night? all quiet i hope?

NormaSknockers · 01/05/2010 07:59

Well done Vinny

VinegarTits · 01/05/2010 08:01

i am an effing numpty

3 things in my life that i love: my kids, my car, my macbook air

stayed in mates last night, took macbook, instead of taking heaving laptop bag i shoved it in a carrier with my pj's, got out the car this morning, grabbed carrier bag, and my macbook slipped out and feel on the concrete drive, so it now have 2 big dents on the corners i could have cried

mehdismummy · 01/05/2010 08:06

good morning all

VinegarTits · 01/05/2010 08:10

hello mendismummy, have you joined us in healthy eating?

i have another 10 lb to loose before i reach my target weight and bmi, i am very pleased with myself for sticking to WW i have to say

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