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Fanny that is cracking

Well done on day 2 Wilbury you can kick this & speaking of kicking there, good?

at Fanny's DD

My DS2 is obsessed with his willy.

It has diminished the mystique, let me tell you.

good work, TW!

I'm sure another day of cbeebies is fine.

Lizzy, could you have words with my DH as well? Even though I'm trying to be less bitchy, I find that it's hard to keep it under wraps when he leaves the car with no petrol, no washer fluid, and just gets in and sits when the windows need scraping! This was yesterday, I may have done a very sarcastic/martyrish 'I'll get out and do that shall I?'

Morning

I woke in a lovely good mood. Then got out of the shower to find DH had answered a phone call meant for me about our bin collection and had mucked it all up. Basically our bins are now being collected once a fortnight, except everyone in our street seemed to be under the same impression that it was this week and two weeks ago so didn't put their bins out last week but did this week and they weren't collected. So we've all got to squeeze three week's rubbish into one bin - easier said than done for a 6 person family . No allowance for the odd cock up in the first few weeks of the new scheme. So DH has got to waste some of his day off going to the tip.

And then I get a call from the bank to say some arsehole has just used my card details to spend £600 in Currys . I was going to be going shopping to spend my birthday money with my friend today, but now I have no card as I've had to cut it up .

I have my period, I'm in tears, I'm fucking pissed off .

And I hate myself for spending so much of my life being in a fucking bad mood

I'm going to bugger off now and return to the thread when I'm nicer.

Byeeeeee

xpost with sodding everyone! am too slow doin this one handed

shiney, what a fucking tosser

Shiney - I'm in a mood for yelling at people - shall I ring him and tell him he's a twat with a really small willy and everyone on the internet knows what an arse he is? Will make me feel better, and probably you too!

oh FB

fucking rotten...don't worry about being nice on here, no need...please stick around and rant all you like

Oh Flam, poor you.

Shiney, Ted's Dad is a charmer, eh? Let's hope Ted takes after you not him.

Boys are already causing mayhem, so it's off out in a wee bit. They play nicely for a while, then just start clambering over each other (playfully) which just ends in tears, when one gets hurt and the other smacks him one. Why are they so physical, doesn't matter how much you try and wear them out, its always the bloody same.

Right, we are all going to have good days from now on in, that is an ORDER, I have decided.

Shiney - what an arse.

Flam - I feel for you, this happened to me last year for a lot more and took me 2 months to get all the money back, but they did give it back so you should be OK. The bin thing is hideous, we have been doing ot for 3 years now. Have you asked for an extra bin as households with mor than 5 in our area get another wheelie bin.

TW and all other smoking stoppers well done.

Lovely thanks for the soup Yank

Shiney - tosser is to good a word for Teds day but I'm to ladylike wussy to call him a C U Next Tuesday. Love the fact you hid your teabags, cracking stuff!

dad not day!

Oh Flam The bank will get you your money back but I know that doesn't help right now. I'm so sorry

Morning

Trills - that top does look a bit dull i'm afraid, nice shape, but agree with BOF that would look good covering a sofa.

Norma - sounds rubbish, take it easy, you will never have to see the woman again (until she starts a thread on here about the skanky woman she bought a cot off )

Breakfast was ReadyBrek with cinnamon and raisins (bit dull, sounds more exciting than it tastes)but seeing as i am huge already (i am nearly 15weeks and have a noticeable bump ) i think i need to stop eating constantly, and try to eat a bit more wisely (i enjoyed being given free rein)

Shiney - he is an A1 Arse! Please don't let him walk all over you.

Flam - oh no... will the credit card company reimburse the money back onto your card?

I am just skim reading as at work, so I cannot remember what everyone else has said.

Shiney and MyCat - is it worth doing the Weight Watchers online? Does it make you more focused?

Flam - what a pain - that would all have put me in a bloody bad mood too.

Shiney - your ex is an utter knob - full marks for managing to keep things amicable. I'd have been hard pressed not to hang up on him. Were you with him for long?

Did anyone watch the katie price programme last night - its my guilty pleasure . Amazing how she always comes across so much better when there's no man around.

Damn i'm slow!

Shiney - what a cock/arse/twat/wanker (select most appropriate)

FB - that is rubbish, i think Shiney should give you his number as i think you need to let it out on someone

LOL Alice, could you imagine if she is a MNer? Don't worry about your bump, I found with DS I had a very big bump much quicker then I had done with DD This was me 12 weeks with him, with DD I didn't really start to show til 16 weeks.

Bum, I missed it tracey - was it good?

Tracey - did you hear the interview with her on R1 last week? I thought she came across really badly. Just made me think "my god, what a twit"

Norma - goes to topics page

Is that link working? It brings up another MN page for me?

Sorry, try now

I got a lot of 'Are you sure there's only one in there' wise cracks