Come & join the Healthy Eating thread & let the slimmer you SHINE through!

[NormaSknockers]

Welcome one & all to our award winning* healthy eating thread!

If you're trying to shift a little, alot or you just want a healthier way of eating you've come to the right place! We're a friendly, supportive, fast talking bunch & the slimmer by the second Shiney is our illustrious leader.

Don't be shy, just jump in & join us for an all new you in 2010!

*I printed out an award, decorated it with uncooked pasta & glitter & stuck it on the fridge

'Knocker draw'...BoF? You have spares?

exactly Trills - I've already started 'setting the scene' for DS . I'm thinking a cinema trip for his 5 best friends!

I know you speak the truth BOF...I'm just a bit jaded today about the girls. There were plenty of lovely ones there too...they just seemed to be outnumbered by the prima donnas!

OOH Hells, I have one straight forward hit you before you diss me, Boy and the other is fairly restrained tbh.

I love some girls that DS1 was at preschool with, gorgeous and sassy, that'll be your girl, am sure.

oh and supper was:

sausages, pizza, garlic bread, baby bel, cherry tomatoes, grapes, cake, bread sticks, hummous, sandwiches, hula hoops, chocolate crispy cakes.

But I still had space for a thai takeaway

Hahaha- I did used to keep a pair of chicken fillets in there, Mitts

Are those any good? Do you need to buy bigger bras to wear them in?

I am now crying with laughter......

Glad you survived Hells

BOF would ply us with Vodka and then let us into her DD's room to have fun.
We'd then all jostle for her DP's affections hoping that he'd "discover" our inner beauty and paint us as Goddesses......

surely BOF doesn't use fillets to get the effect...more like whole chickens with that amazing cleavage

Lizzy - ignore me - I'm generalising hugely and wouldn't get away with it on an 'aibu' - only dared say it to you lovely lot as you would know I'm just venting.

Hells, I don't care, I only have boys, makes a change from the " aren't boys feral?" threads....

No-one is going near my knocker drawers.....

I had the fillets for a "take your eye out" effect when I was playing a buxom wench in a theatre production once- I kept them for a while because it was funny to offer DP a feel of my tits and sling one acress the room at him

Unfortunately the dog pounced on one and they are No More...

Not as bad as the time it came into the living room chewing my vibrator though

Was the vibrator vibrating at the time?

Dog would have a face like this

Heehee

You love that face, don't you?

Simple things please simple minds

Total troll- she has posted another Jackanory thread, Think boxroom.

Evening all,

Just checking in quickly no dount they'll be a new thread in the morning if you lot keep chatting at the speed you do

DS has gone into his big boy bed for the first time tonight (pics on FB) much earlier then I would have liked but he was starting to climb out of his cot! Thankfully he was asleep within 20 minutes & didn't even attempt to get out of bed, fingers crossed for a good night! I did well at the party today & didn't touch a thing food wise so feel rather proud but stressing about tomorrow & the buffet - spur me on girls I need to focus & not touch any of it!

Have we another troll stirring up trouble? I always miss them

Sorry - waffling! Hope you're all ok? Good to see you BOF missed you!

Aww, thanks Norma

Shall check facebook now...

at least yours is a troll shiney, i laid into a newbie who has a baby, about ironing fgs

i jnow its cheesy but i love Independence Day, Will Smith is a bit phwarrrrr

LL - I went to an English uni. At a time when England won a lot . Have had many texts today from my lovely English friends

at Vinny's mid-afternoon port

V impressed by your party survivalm, Hells, and even more so by your supper

Vinny - i am watching Chitty chitty Bang Bang

I have totally missed the rugby thing, DIB. But my mum and dad were on telly at the Liverpool derby today- mum had her face half covered in anguish and suspense by her scarf at about the 91st minute...we got texts from friends and family in Nottingham and Australia who saw them, so they feel proper famous

DIB, I think we may have been living parallel lives, esp as I wanted to go to Manchester UNi so much and never got the grades.
I was never bothered about rugby until I realised how much Welsh people hated me during the 5 nations............

Wrong shaped ball, people!!
Off to bed now to wait for Alan H, a God amongst men