the fish ahs a poorly tummy - help please

[fishfinger]

ok syptoms are thus:
crampy pain liek a period
dull lasted for three days
? link to cherry consumption
feels nlike I need to let rip all the time

fisho, I had to delay a trip by a day due to overdoing the cherries - terrible griping pains and too scared to leave the safety of my own loo.

Was fine next morning.

I have been eating my own body weight in cherries every day for the last few weeks and feel quite similar, but not as bad. Probably not just the cherries I would have thought, but they may not help. Poor you. I would give you a hug but seeing as it's you ....

Apricots do this to me.

Try some chamomile tea. Great for windy tummy ache.

Def too much fruit.

I'm sorry but pmsl @ "feels nlike I need to let rip all the time"

Felt like this after excess strawberry consumpion yesterday. It passes.

ds1 did document 4 windy moments during hte famous five today

SNAP
cherry overdose here too.
lying flat on my back is the only thing thta eases it; as soon as i stand/sit up, it's back.
hmmm...now there's an excuse!

wilit pass or will i have to a do a huge dump or huge fart?

Both.

hmm
its not impedeing my appetitie

a stiff gin?

hey tamum i wll eb a freak then
god

Hhhhmmm might not help the symptoms but if the gin is large enough you will no longer care.

What do you mean, "will be"?

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do you want a hug oh fishy one?????

sorry but this is

I knwo
I am fermenting cherries! ok I wont go into details but the problem seems ot be resollving itself

good thing dh is out

will the fact that I was on my arse all day in court have made it worse?

You let rip in court?

no hold in!! clench

Have you got to go back again tomorrow?

How many have you eaten?

I've now got an interesting image of Cod on the bench, farting all over the court...