Back from desert. It was sandy. But dessert was tasty.
Right. You've turned to the fags ? Sounds like you're due a good spanking. Sparkly there too causing trouble ? Tell her to watch out 'n all....
(More talk like this and Lou33'll turn up begging to join you).
Reality check: Sometimes the organ match is not as hoped, so just sit there, as calm as you humanly can be, fingers on keyboard (away from fags) typing away and we'll all keep you occupied until you find out how things are looking.
To keep you sane, and as a once-only misdee special, I will now do a jig in honour of Peter the expert decorating, Italian speaking, French cooking hub2be !!!