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Whats more important...length or girth? *discuss*

98 replies

juicychops · 30/03/2005 20:57

Whats more important...length or girth? discuss

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dropinthe · 30/03/2005 21:23

Well said!!!

dropinthe · 30/03/2005 21:24

Cor,you lot aare quick-Well said Wobbly!!

Snugs · 30/03/2005 21:24

Maybe the problem is not the discussion, but it's place on the board - at least all the other threads of this type have been in chat and so drop of the board in 30 days.

wobblyknicks · 30/03/2005 21:27

dropinthe - thanks, only really said what you were saying, just cross posted!!

Met up with an Mn'er today and IIRC we didn't spend any time discussing the virtues of breast over bottle, or good developmental toys, because that's NOT what mums talk about 24/7!!!!

lou33 · 30/03/2005 21:27

Jam ones are my fave.

juicychops · 30/03/2005 21:27

sorry snugs, i didn't think properly before i started the thread. just thought ...sex...health

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bossykate · 30/03/2005 21:27

snugs, i agree, health is not the place for this

dropinthe · 30/03/2005 21:28

Juicychops is only 20 and is perhaps thinking of the health of our sex lives??????????

dropinthe · 30/03/2005 21:29

I had chocolate with custard filling and Juicy had????????????

Merlin · 30/03/2005 21:29

well said wobbly! It's like the people who protested about the Jerry Springer Opera on tv - they knew it would offend them so why choose to watch it? No-one was bloody forcing them to!!!!

dropinthe · 30/03/2005 21:30

BK-go and talk about piles then!!!

bossykate · 30/03/2005 21:30

god forbid we should have different opinions. let's stifle them all by telling people to s*d off and read something else instead of commenting.

leander · 30/03/2005 21:31

You know what the thread is about from the title so if you are going to be offended dont read it.

bobbybob · 30/03/2005 21:31

I took this to be a thread about whether babies should have their weight or girth looked at more seriously when establishing growth.

On this basis only I choose length.

lou33 · 30/03/2005 21:32

dont like toffee ones though, shudder

dropinthe · 30/03/2005 21:32

No,lets remember our great sense of humour,eh?

bobbybob · 30/03/2005 21:32

So in response to leander - no I didn't know from the title. Especially as it's in the health section.

dropinthe · 30/03/2005 21:33

BB- Thats more like it!!!!HA,HA,HA!

noddyholder · 30/03/2005 21:34

you need a bit of both

juicychops · 30/03/2005 21:34

plain with just icing....yummy!!!

BK, There is difference in opinion and there is killing the light-heartedness of the thread

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marthamoo · 30/03/2005 21:35

I want a...

doughnut now.

wobblyknicks · 30/03/2005 21:35

merlin - completely agree about Jerry Springer! What more could the producers have done, renamed it 'Offensive Play' - how much warning do people need???

dropinthe · 30/03/2005 21:36

I could regurgitate mine if you want then we could call this a health thread.............

Snugs · 30/03/2005 21:36

I'm not offended by the thread (I would say girth by the way ) but I did wince when I saw the topic it had been posted under. Just knew there would be complaints straightaway.

Merlin · 30/03/2005 21:37

I'm sorry, I fnd all this talk of doughnuts highly offensive as I can't even look at one at the moment without getting heartburn!