ok. deep breath, check bag is over head, ok.
I have tried to google the answer to this, and I will leave you to imagine the results I got. so I turn to you, dear Mumsnet, since it will be a cold day in hell before I turn up to my gp, fling off my knickers and ask him what he thinks is wrong with my clitoris.
Yup, that's the problem.
It has become red, shiny and itchy and so sensitive that it hurts to touch, which is a bugger cos it's so damn itchy.
Sex is not the culprit cos there's been none for so long I have forgotten what a willy looks like.
Self-lurve is not the culprit cos I don't. (no - really, no - honestly, no - truly. I tried it in the past but I just rubbed myself sore and felt rather foolish oh lordie look at me I am letting it all out now )
Nothing 'thrushy' cos I've had that before and I know it comes with other charming signs.
I would rather eat poo than offer my swollen shiny red clit to my gp and ask "hey doc, what do you think of this then?"
So. Any ideas?
More to the point, any over the counter suggestions for me?
Something that doesn't involve me asking the pharmacist for a cream to soothe my ...