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Watched Embarasing Bodies last night. Who has DANGLY FANJO LIPS?

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WorriedAboutFanjo · 30/04/2008 13:21

After watching that I now think i have a wierd vulva.
The lady that had the extra skin on her inner lips. The doctor said that they were not normal. Not in so many words but she said that they could be treated by a cosmetic surgeon.
And when the lady stood up and you could see that they protruded down from her outer lips. The doctor said that you wouldn't be able to see them normally.
Well my innner lips come down lower than the outer ones. I'm sure some other peoples must do too.
I have always been slightly worried/embarrased by them but I read in a problem page once, years ago, that this is normal. Some inner lips show, or hang down(that sounds yuk, they're not by my knees) whatever, others dont.

So do your inner fanjo lips hand down??

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zippitippitoes · 30/04/2008 21:32

wqell exactly it is a muddled programme

NomDePlume · 30/04/2008 21:32

"I'll be like a virgin"

expatinscotland · 30/04/2008 21:33

i'm so glad she got the help she needed!

avenanap · 30/04/2008 21:33

Would the nurse not have said anything to her when she went for a smear?

expatinscotland · 30/04/2008 21:33

NDP, give her a break! she's been leaking shit for 2 years.

NomDePlume · 30/04/2008 21:33

The poor woman was in a mess, poor thing.

BettySpaghetti · 30/04/2008 21:34

I was rofling at lordyhelpme's "bacon sandwich" comment -DP wanted to know what I was laughing at so explained. He said at least they're not spam castanets

NomDePlume · 30/04/2008 21:34

lol expat

NomDePlume · 30/04/2008 21:35

OH MY GOD

PMSL @ spam castanets

zippitippitoes · 30/04/2008 21:35

well i think it has made me just doubtful rather than helped

i am thinking am i normal or not and mor e importantly who do you trust to fucking tell you

expatinscotland · 30/04/2008 21:35

and pee, too!

gawd, her sex life probably looked like her savaged fanjo.

that's BAD.

avenanap · 30/04/2008 21:36

Do the nurses not say if things are not ok when you go for a smear?

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WorriedAboutFanjo · 30/04/2008 21:36

Dangly flaps are normal. But not the average flap design.

Dh says they're 'good for a good old suck '

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NomDePlume · 30/04/2008 21:36

Zippi, I'd bet my ass that you are entirely normal.

expatinscotland · 30/04/2008 21:37

as opposed to that poor lady, whose ass coming through her fanjo was definitely not normal!

zippitippitoes · 30/04/2008 21:38

i think these women are very brave to be on tv i was mortified to bew examined at the clinic the other week

tho i doint think they cared abput any of this stuff

NomDePlume · 30/04/2008 21:38

Dr Goyboy has just practically orgasmed at the lady with the cervical cancer lady

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WorriedAboutFanjo · 30/04/2008 21:39

NDP

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expatinscotland · 30/04/2008 21:39

he does set off my gaydar.

seriously!

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WorriedAboutFanjo · 30/04/2008 21:39

'do you want a smear test with me, round the corner'? What an offer.

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NomDePlume · 30/04/2008 21:39

Gayboy, obv

If a handsome Dr offered you a smear test in a shopping centre would you say yes ?

Would you still say yes if he said "I would love that" ?

creepy

zippitippitoes · 30/04/2008 21:40

whats the score in the footie

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WorriedAboutFanjo · 30/04/2008 21:40

'I would love that'! I thought that.

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avenanap · 30/04/2008 21:40

ohh, he's just caring.

expatinscotland · 30/04/2008 21:40

i'd ask him if he were single.

on the academics i worked with is single after he and his partner split up and he loves Dr C.

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