Ooh, I wasn't being rude (for once!) - I was just going to post about driftwood, then got to thinking about flotsam and jetsam (I read a book where flotsam and jetsam were donkeys giving rides on a beach when I was five. It was dull).
Ahem.
Wedding was lovely, properly fab. VVV is gorgeous, her DH is perfect for her, her children are adorable. VVV's dress was delicious, Whizzz made beautiful jewellery for the bridesmaids - necklaces, bracelets and earrings, all twinkly and pearly - really pretty. Miaou made a bag for VVV's DD to carry, which matched her dress perfectly. And HOW cute do toddler boys look in frock coats and waistcoats?
DS1 was most impressed with the necklace too - I asked him if he liked it and he took a deep breath and said, "Oh, Mummy it is beautiful!" He was also impressed with the chicken in parma ham - he said "Mummy, it's chicken and bacon at the same time!"
And when DH told him he was going to VVV's wedding, he said, "Will they have a party afterwards to cheer them up?"
DH was approached by two 4yo girls at the reception - one said, "Are you married?" to him. He said, "'Fraid so. You're too late," and the one nudged the other and hissed, "You see? I told you you were too late!"