WHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOU BAD VEGGERS WE HAVE FALLEN OFF THE EDGE OF THE WORLD

[FrannyandZooey]

And we really are nearly up to a quarter of the way through now .

alice well fran too

Oh go on email him. Is there a photo? How do you know it's him?

The charcoal/wood thing sounds likely though.

Of course. Thank you Franny

no he has a quite distinctive name (in all years of googling no other person of this name comes up)

tantalisingly there is a picture on a news article which could vaguely be him, but can't see well enough

what shall i say?

settles down i can't feel u..tho or franny

I once googled someone I had a short relationship with, and found his obituary

So in all likelihood, he is the charcoal burner. G'wan, you know you want to!

hello mate

hello? You all ran away and left me. Where are we? I just followed the trail of vegetable detritus.

yes I do want to, but don't know if it is him, plus in all likelihood wife will read email

TooT we are on Avi's island looking for a charcoal maker in the woods

Hello would be a good start

hi too tickty

we haven't eaten anything i don't think

but I don't know if it is HIM

plus why do I want to get in touch and how did I find him? rather scary to find you have been obsessively googled I would say

Well why do you want to contact him?

This might help dictate the email somewhat. Is it because you've had his sock all these years, or is it because you want to see him again?

STOP. Examine your motives please.

The stars are v. nice out here on the island aren't they? I can just see them through the oven door.

well hello mate i am franny then how are u long time nosey

erm

well me and another ex bf (who is still a friend of mine, and who was a friend of Mr Charcoal) have often worried about him as he disappeared

so would like to set mind at rest

the fact he was quite sexy and fancied me a lot has nothing to do with it

Oh X post Franny.

Hello TooT. You were in an airplane waving a single shoe at us. It was all very exciting. You were like Kristen Scott-Thomas in The English Patient.

100x, why are you in the oven?

Do men do that? Google people? All the women I know do.

Ok so you were looking for some information on charcoal making, obviously

send me the details adn ill male him...he must be in my age group for randoms

yes why are you? I didn't know there was an oven