OMFG I think that was a TAPEWORM! Help! (warning gross stuff in this post)

[madamez]

OK so went to have a quick pee and, on lifting the lid, spotted something wriggling in the pan. Oh, methinks, a caterpiller, tough luck on it... wait a minute....It was white and segmented and had a kind of long, darker tail. And I have been Googling pictures of tapeworms and now I am petrified! How did I get that? How can I cure it? Arrgh!

Hah, told DH what I was laughing about as I posted, he made some comment about 'shouldn't you be swapping knitting patterns and tips on how best to serve your husbands?' I think he's calling me childish !

Ask him how funny he'll be with a spiky fishworm shoved up his japs eye. (God, I'm sorry, I don't know where that came from )

'Ah, that's the worm that can only swim up a man's willy if he is weeing in the water.
(Either that or Jordan?)'

Look out for that challenge on next year's 'I'm a Celebrity.'

I'm used to his 'humour'. I'm sure he's joking ...

Anyway - I've got a lovely crochet pattern for a willy warmer if you need it Skip? Guaranteed to prevent amazonian spiky penis fish entry!

I'll just ask him if he wants that in Small. hehehe.

LMFAO

By WhoIsAskingSantaForCake Fri 11-Dec-09 21:51:05
Ask him how funny he'll be with a spiky fishworm shoved up his japs eye.

That's just the sort of thing I would come out with!

Poor the DH (actually poor the Skip!)

I do love a good tangent thread don't you?