Someone who obviously knows my drinking habits sent me these today...........
Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, "It is better to drink this beerand let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
Babe Ruth
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the
morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
Lyndon B. Johnson
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
Ernest Hemingway
Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.
Professor Irwin Corey
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.
H.L. Mencken
....but I will still be good.