Quick! To lance or not to lance, that is the question ...

[NotQuiteCockney]

I have a horrific spot in a fairly delicate place. It has been driving me fucking bonkers today, it was right on a knicker edge, and ow ow ow ow ow.

The spot isn't a white head, it's red, and weird and very very sore. Is lancing it worth doing? I've put isopropol alcohol on it, to try to dry it out ...

can you take photos of it as you are squeezing it?

F + Z I was too chicken to ask that.

love a nice ooze, me... yikes, how gross

Tried hot flannel, no luck. Will probably get magnesium sulphate paste - I have had this spot for at least a week, maybe more, it just really started hurting today in the hot weather. I'm hoping it will be better tomorrow.

Flannel needs to stay on for a while. And needs to be hot.

Does the spot feel hard?

I had one a few years ago on my shoulder

it took ruddy ages to come to anything and then in desperation I stuck a pair of scissors in it

my god it was like something from a horror film

The spot isn't really hard. It's got very sharply defined edges, but is a bit saggy in the middle. It's almost more like a raised mole, except it's red and it hurts. It doesn't look like a normal pimple, really.

The flannel was hot, but was quite thin, so cooled down. I reheated and reapplied twice.

we need a photo

stick it on your profile I dare you

Oh yes, now i'll do it. I'll stick up a near-minge shot on my profile. Absolutely. Because you dared me, now I have to do it.

How long have you had it, NQC?

A couple of weeks? I think?

Gah, do I have to go to the doctors about this?

[job done]

I am not having arse cancer, forget it.

Might be a sinus, in which case it's tracked inwards.

yes, you need to see a doc.

A sinus? On my bottom?

You could do it in close up

and photoshop the minge part so it was all fuzzy

Sinus just means 'cavity.'

Right.

So your DP is the mad one is he, because he wants to talk about trains? Rather than trying to convince people online to share pitures of their minge with you?

Quite common in the arse area and no biggy.

FGS don't go poking about with scissors at it.
Franny! Stop putting ideas in a desparate woman's head.

Ah, that's slightly better, I guess.

A cavity of what?

Ok, if it doesn't sort itself out this weekend I will go see a doctor. It's been there a few weeks.

What will they do?

It is very odd, with the bad skin thing, and then a lump underneath. It arrived, and has just stayed the same, though.

This is a GP thing, right, not an A+E thing, though?

NQC there are THOUSANDS of people online right now trying to convince other people to share pictures of their minges

it is practically what the internet was invented for

and I believe in safety in numbers

I am not stabbing myself in the minge with scissors! No fear!

No biggie Bubble?!I've had to use yards of packing on them in the past.
(not my arse-in a professional capacity you understand)

Wait, you're trying to convince thousands of people with arse sinuses to share pictures of their minge? Is this like that real-bodies website, only gross?