another codly health winge

[FluffyMummy123]

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1. Pregnant

And {{{Fish}}}

pregnant

5: Too much exercise?

what about an appendicitis chaser??

I'll go for wonky coil. is it mirena?

Yes you are in labour. I can tell. I have a client who is a doctor.

Put the kettle on and get some towels quick.

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Oh please be in labour! that would make the best thread definitely!

well, fart then.

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Sciatica you old fart!

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if it's a boy you will have your own 5 a side team ( with dh playing as well)

It may be unrelated we all had a bug last week with exactly these symptoms mine ended with explosive poo but dc's and dp's didn't.

my friend gets hers put in by Hank Wangford (but under his medical alias..)

deffo put kettle on

farts makes me think of gastro bug. have you eaten artichokes?

OOh your just like the girl from hollyoaks. Imagine dh's suprise when he comes home and you are writhing in agony on kitchen lino.

1. Constipation!?!

Wind I reckon due to wonky coil,food poisoning and being in labour.

If you are windy, maybe it is just that - wind. It can give quite chronic pain. Have you eaten any beans lately?

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have you had a smear lately? I had one last week and it's given me cramps ggrrrr.

Perhaps you're getting ovulation pain or is it period time and you're getting some pain in advance?

UTI?

Try Infacol

If you can laugh at us, it can't be labour. Damn.