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**TAMOXIFEN 35**the all dancing,fat boy snacking and drugs thread

999 replies

MaryAnnSingleton · 26/04/2013 16:15

yoo hoo - over here- bring the trolley...

OP posts:
topsyturner · 03/05/2013 20:10

"Jigsaw mat" ??????

topsyturner · 03/05/2013 20:11

Would also like clarification that Gigs DH will be home TIPSY , not TOPSY .....

Gigondas · 03/05/2013 20:12

Mind you don't break it with crochet hook topsy.

Gigondas · 03/05/2013 20:13

As he started lunch at 12.15 and it ended about half an hour ago I think he is drunk as a skunk tipsy rather than topsy.

MrGigs · 03/05/2013 20:20

MrGigs here...am as sober as a judge - don't believe this misinformation, and I'm wide awake....x

Gigondas · 03/05/2013 20:22

As you probably will be when mini gig wakes up for a love in at 2am again

topsyturner · 03/05/2013 20:26

Yoo hoo Mr Gigs

MrGigs · 03/05/2013 20:29

MiniGig and I have a special relationship, as you know, based on wailing and stroking MrGigs face at 1am, particularly if he falls into a comatose kip x

MrGigs · 03/05/2013 20:30

Hey topsy! Snogs behind Gigs back....x

Gigondas · 03/05/2013 20:33

Pack it in you two- you already have 3 women mr gig (and I think mini gig is jealous type) , you are no where near orange enough for topsy plus she has crochet and drinking work.

KurriKurri · 03/05/2013 20:34

no HND it is this one - it seems to be 'allotment cats' - I thought they were in a conservatory Grin

yes I have a special mat for jigsaws - doesn't everyone??????

I haven't got much time now because DS phoned for about an hour, so I might go for the knitting.

DS had an interview for a job a couple of weeks ago (within the prison - an extra job as a learning support assistant) he didn't get it and was a bit disappointed. But today they told him the candidate they offered it to had backed out, so it was offered to him and he's taken it - starts next week Smile

Hope you enjoyed your drunken shenanigans MrGigs Grin

Am off to watch Would I lie to You I have a secret soft spot for Lee Mack

Gigondas · 03/05/2013 20:36

That's good for ds. I like lee mack too - bet he isn't drunk Grin

MrGigs · 03/05/2013 20:40

My drunken 'lunch' mates...They loved MAS's pics and got all sentimental as a result, see ten threads ago, MAS is SO talented! 10% discount? X

HerNextDoorAt21 · 03/05/2013 20:43

gigs she snogs your husband and just abuses mine !

KK your cats are kept outside in the allotment ?, not allowed to be in the warmth of the conservatory ? Yes best to just knit if you are short of time ..... Glad to hear about your DS getting the job :)

just sitting here wining our own business and Ds(4) drops playdou octopus down the stairs ...... He shouts "does an octopus have 7 legs?" .... Obviously does now !

topsyturner · 03/05/2013 20:43

Mr Gigs unless you are a Candy Crush God , you are useless to me ...

trice · 03/05/2013 20:44

My friend just brought me over a pot of wild garlic soup, dd who is not usually a fan of the veg had two helpings. Delicious.

MrGigs · 03/05/2013 20:48

Topsy, I detect you are a lady who needs a touch of dominance, dare not defy me..WineWineWine

smee · 03/05/2013 20:49

Arf at Mr Gigs. Don't think you could handle Topsy though. Grin

Yay for DS, Kurri. Good excuse for Wine? I had an aunt who used to cut jigsaw pieces to fit, which I always thought brilliant. Smile

HND, Shock at the drains. You do like a drama, don't you?

Waving to Ash. Wrestle that remote off your dad. Tell him you have cancer. He can't refuse. Wink

Shouting across the seas to Sparkle. How are you?? Feeling not too bad I hope. xx

Malt, have as good a weekend as you can. This place is bloody amazing. even if they are all insane Grin

Trice, hope you're okay. You too, Earth. Must be a tough time. Come and talk as much as you need to. Let us distract you at the very least.

Figgy, if you're out there, really hope your DH is okay. Not sure when you get scan results, but am thinking of you. xx

Sorry if I've missed anyone. About to do some work, as my brilliant brain has just realised I lose Monday due to BH and have a Wednesday deadline. G'ah! Still, Wine in a bit. Waving to all. Smile

topsyturner · 03/05/2013 20:56

Mr Gigs - do you look like this ?

No ?
Move along then .... Grin

topsyturner · 03/05/2013 20:57

My first linkie !!!!!
Woohoo !
Sir Tom has bust my linkie cherry GrinGrinGrin

jchocchip · 03/05/2013 20:58

Ooooo there is loads of wild garlic near me by the river :). Yay for ds, kk brilliant news. Hello mrgigs I can't have any wine as I was on beer and guinness earlier. Had to walk home the very long way :) hignify now... get your work done quick smee then enjoy the weeeeekend Grin

MrGigs · 03/05/2013 21:07

Topsy. Strangely as I was slipping out of my suit just now I felt the urge to show a couple of pelvics, did a couple of swings for 'green grass' and another for 'it's not unusual'...x

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