aargh at smear MAS - but at least its done, get some cake into you
I haven't had a smear for ages, because I had a hysterectomy fairly young, mind you in my time I have had the whole world and its dog looking up my foof, so I can sympathise! No pelvic floor here either Sparkle - you are in good company 
at the idea of some random bloke popping in to do a smear topsy.
Dee - any letter form the hospital makes you think 'aargh what now?' so understandable it threw you a bit. I had my nodes tested when I had my mastectomy, but about an hour before I had a radioactive injection, which I think is probably what you will be having. I don't remember it being particularly awful, so I think you will be fine.
Well done for getting Jupiter out of the door and into the wider universe Cakes. Good thinking on the crater 
I've already removed two enormous spiders this morning. Where are the little buggers coming from? Is it because my house is especially filthy? very likely 
My computer is acting up again, keeps jamming and won't let me type 